TSC: umm no?
MM: we could make a portal of sparkles and glitter! right sez?
NEf: well hurry up we havent got time!!!
MM: okok *waves hands*
Sezza: Well that's the portals shell alright, but there's something missing....
The Swedish Cat: Sigh... You need Helena's Incandescent pemission to enter her land... It was part of that big bulk of legislation I pushed through last year.
Helena: I hereby grant my superiors access to my lands which I hold in Trust for all time... hopefully.
[act]The Portal glows and starts to spin[/act]
MisfitMind: EVerybody In!
Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Sat Aug 02 2008, 12:06pm
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Helena: *says casually* you know we could have just take my yoyo-helicopter... it would have saved a lot of time...
Helena's personal army: *agrees*
MM: What do you have, exactly... in your personal army, Helena?
Helena: *Grins* there's the Feral goldfish from the fondue lake, the teapots, tea-cups, sugar cube cavalry, sugar cube-tongs archers, anti-Aneleh heat-seeking missiles.... brain-washed ninjapirates and pirateninjas.... and i brainwashed all of the rest of Aggy's army... so that they wont attack us....
All: you... I... what?!?
Helena: what? I didn't realise there was a law against it!
TSC: there isn't
Helena: then why does everyone look so amazed? *yoyo's in agitation* come on there is tea waiting for us in my dining room...
Nef: TEA!!*charges into the invisible barrier around Helena's home..* oops...
Helena: I also have a defensive....he he he.......... don't worry about the volcano, it wont errupt if it knows whats good for it..... even if it gets coffee poured onto it's head, it wont go off.
Nef: *sips tea* how do you know?
Helena: it's on my land, I made a treaty with it
Nef: hmm - not a bad brew Helena - a bit of vanilla would go well with it...
Helena: are qyou criticising my tea?
Nef: no - just a profesional opinion - you should try tea and vanilla sometime.
BTW - what happened to my tea drinking giant ape?
Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Tea Drinking giant Ape: *sips his tea without complaint* *his pinkie is sticking out*
Helena's tea cups: *hands out some vanilla pods*
[act]A Facetious Kitten stalks in[/act]
Sezza: Oh look... here comes a bearer of bad news... haven't seen one of them in a while....
The Swedish Cat: And that is how sarcasm works...
The Facetious Kitten #12: I carry a message from one of the vassals of the fourth Trustee of the Rose-Shaped Square Table.
Nef: Eh?
The Swedish Cat: Helena.
Facetious Kitten #12: Quite so. It reads as follows.
To my Liege Lady, Dame Helena of the Peculiar Incandescence,
I, the Elemental Embodiment of the Saacred Volcano of Light havehad a deal with you for the past ten thousand years. I have received a better offer.
Agyllian's Truly,
The Volcano of Light.
The Swedish Cat: Well that sucks.
Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Sat Aug 02 2008, 03:33pm
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Helena: *rolls eyes* right-o time to go and stop evil reining upon the realms..... again *gets to her feet* it wasn't allowed to break the treaty......
TSC: well i think it just did
Helena: *walks off into her study* *crashing is heard* where did I put it...? *smash* *crash* *BOOM!!* *Helena comes out with her face full of soot* found it!
Nef: Found what?
Helena: the one thing a Elemental Embodiment fears...
MM: what you mean banishment?
TSC: No.... Lady Helena, i had no idea that you had one of those...
Helena: he he he....I stole it off of a fondue sprite *waves around a gun-shaped thing*
Raven: what is it?
Helena: it's a magical fire thrower...
Sez: are you sure it's safe?
TSC: you can only use a magical fire thrower if you steel it from the original owner... good that saves time!
Helena: *to her army* FORWARD MARCH!!!!!!
Army: *war cries sound*
[act]Five minutes later... on the edge of a giant body of water....[/act]
Avialle: Where are we?
Helena: [act]bends down to taste the water[/act] Mmm, Crystal Clear... Oh... Oh Dear.
I think we've gone straight through my land.....
The Swedish Cat: I knew we should have turned left at Auraland...
Sezza: This is the Sparkle Lake! Can we stay here?
Mono: No.
Sezza: Why?
Raven: Sezza, did you know that there was a giant waterdragon in your lake?
Sezza: Huh?
Smuppet: Run!!!
[act]Fifteen minutes later.... A Facetious Kitten appears....[/act]
Avialle: Joy.
The Facetious Kitten #07: I have a message from The Lord of Besmirch,
It reads verbatim.
Muahahahahahahahyaha! [act]er hem [/act] To the HyperQueen Sezza,
I have managed to convince yet another elemental embodiment spirit to join me, this time it is yours. The Lake of Sparkle's Dragon owes allegiance to me!
The Lord Agyllian.
The Swedish Cat: Oh Dear, I had hoped he didn't know about more than one embodiment, although The Water Embodiment would be pretty hard to miss....
Mono: This is bad.,
Nef: Why?
Raven: Because if Agyllian gets- If anybody gets Five Elemental Embodiments in the same allegiance, they pretty much rule half of the world....
MM: *looks worried* what about the elemental embodiement in glitterland?? seriously i didnt know i had one...oo it would be in the forest huh? you know earth and all....
Mono: Well, it looks like Aggy's been planning this for quite some time. He won't get away with it though...
TSC: Why not? He's already got two elementals under his wings, in a manner of speech.
Sezza: We won't let him get anymore. If he's going to pull out the big guns, then we might as well give him some of his own medicine.
MM: *rubs hands together gleefully* *exchanges glances with Mono* Are you thinking what I'm thinking Queen1? :D
Queen1(Mono): I think I am Queen2 [MM] ;)
Queen1 and Queen2: It's breaking dawn time!! :roll:
MM: time to call in the cullens :P
Mono: indeed!
SEz: |;) can edward fix everything?
MM: of course :P
The Swedish Cat: Oh dear....
Edward, Rosalie, Jasper and Emmet: Reporting for duty!
Nef: But where's Alice?
Alice: Here.
The Swedish Cat: Oh dear.
Alice: [act]In a trance[/act] Agyllian's about to get a third Magical elemental... The Elemental of Air...
Helena: We seem to have forgotten that the Volcano next to us is about to erupt...
MisfitMind: Oooh. The Elemental of Air? Whose is that? Is it mine?
Sezza: Yes it is, the Elemental of Air is your base Element.
[act]The Swedish Cat looks surprised[/act]
What? I graduated with honours same as you! You seem to have forgotten that I took just as many classes as you!
Mono: What's my Element?
Sezza: Spirit, Avialle is Earth.
Avialle: Well, I say we go and find our elements before Aggy gets a hold of them!
Mono: Mine first! ;D
TSC: But what about the volcano... ?
Sezza: Well, it seems like Lord Agyllian has other matters on his mind right now. I bet he can't make the volcano explode without the help of the elementals!
MM: Then we'll have to find them and force them to join us first.
Helena: Let's go to the Elemental of Air first. Maybe we can stop Aggy from taking it.
MM: Yay! That's my elemental, right? :D
Mono: Yes. :| But we're getting my elemental after that!
Cullens: Er.. so... do you still need us?
MM: YES!!
Twilight fans: *nod vigorously*
15 years ago
Sun Aug 03 2008, 02:06pm
[act]In the Glitterland...[/act]
Avialle: So, MisfitMind, Swedish Cat, where do you think the Air Elemental would be?
MisfitMind: Well, there's the Aerokineau Pike....
The Swedish Cat: And the Wind Tunnel... and the Port of the Seven Glittery Winds.
MisfitMind: Well... It is a Port Land... We use Wind in our Glitter Magicks.
Nef: So we're spoilt for choice. But then so is Agyllian.
Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Helena: *wanders up slightly late* well that’s my volcano taken care of..... it feels very sorry for it's self
TSC:*looks confused* what did you do to it?
Helena; *shifty eyes* he he he...
Edward: 8-| you didn't!
MM: well at least we know that the volcano isn't going to trouble us anymore...
Nef: tea?
Helena: something along those lines....
MM: i think........ we should try the Wind Tunnel of impending Windy-ness
Helena: *gets her yoyo-helicopter out* all aboard!
All: *bord*
Alice: *goes into a trance* he has changed corse... he also goes to the Wind Tunnel of impending Windy-ness..... good guess Misfitmind....
Avialle: wow this yoyo-copter is so quiet!
Helena: that’s because it's magical..... powered by my Fire Power of Incandescence... so its very eco-friendly
The Swedish Cat: [act]Looks admiringly back at the Helena's Fire Thrower[/act] It's a shame it's impossible to force a sentient being into a Magical Pact with threats... that's one beautiful firethrower.
Helena: Thankyou, but I wouldn't worry about the volcano spirit. It's too scared to go against me on it's own.
MisfitMind: Well it won't be scared with the air elemental on it's side, can't this thing go any faster.
Avialle: MM, why did you say that?
[act]Whoosh![/act]
Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
TSC: We're here! *jumps lightly out of the yoyo-copter*
MM: oohh! look its a bunny! *is about to run after bunny but the Swedish Cat stops her* what? it's just a bunny!
Helena: no it's not it's.....
All: *are suddenly trying to fight a gale*
Alice: *pokes bunny* could you stop that please?
Bunny: *stops blowing* sorry i though you were Aggy.... he tried to brain-wash me...
MM: awww!! *rushes forward to comfort the wind-spirit* there, there, it's alright, naughty, evil Lord Aggy can't hurt you while we're around...
Cullens and Hales: are we still needed?
TSC: i think the yoyo-copter has been assassinated by the enemy....
Yoyo-copter: *iz dead*
Cullens and Hales: *get to work on fixing it*
Helena: thanks, could you catch up with us when you're done? *flings a yoyo at Emmet* there’s the key... do you know how to fly?
Emmet: sure... |:|
Helena: Where would Agyllian go from here?
The Swedish Cat: Well... If he's trying to do what I think he's going to do... he'll go for Avialle's Classic Elemental, The Elemental of the Earth... that way he can get enough power to overpower the elemental of Air and get access to Mono's Elemental.
Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Helena: *face-palms* of course! *mounts her fearsome sugar-cube horse, It* tallyho, away!
All: *Tallyho away*
some time later: *happens*
Avialle: Oh no! my pretty meadow! what happened?
Avialle's meadow: *looks sorry for it's self* your Earth elemental kinda went wild, your Highness...
Cullens and Hales: *arrive in the yoyo-copter*
Emmet: YeeeaaHaaah!!! love the transport, Lady I! can I borrow it more often?
Edward: what happened to my meadow?
Avialle; your meadow?
Edward: ... oh wait this is your meadow? oops....*looks like his brain is working over time*
TSC: getting back to the subject..... what did the Elemental look like?
Avialle's meadow: it was big...a-and brown with green bits...
TSC: well that’s allot to go on, 'big and brown with green bits'.... hmmm...
Helena: *points and shouts* Look! its some thing big and brown with green bits!
raven: [act]magics up a sword made of shinning darkness and strides towards the elemental[/act] hey you!
agyllian's disembodied voice: your to late their mine muhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!
earth elemental: [act]hurls giant boulders at raven[/act]
raven: [act]dives out of the way [/act]guys, a little help!
Avialle: *decides to take charge* *walks up to giant mound of earth with grass and trees sticking out of it* HEY!
Earth Elemental: *throws more boulders*
Avialle: HEY!!!!!!
Earth Elemental: *sees Avialle at its foot and stops to politely listen to her*
Avialle: Thankyou! Now, what do you think you're doing?! You're my elemental! You can't join Aggy!!!!
Raven: Ahh... I wouldn't aggravate it if I were you, Avialle.
Avialle: *doesn't hear Raven* Now, you just stop misbehaving and help us RIGHT NOW!
Earth elemental: *looks at Avialle in bemusement* *begins plucking up trees*
TSC: Umm... I don't think you're getting through to it. Maybe it doesn't understand you?
Helena: We should offer it something.
Nef: Tea? *holds up a pot of tea enticingly*
Earth Elemental: *stops destroying things and stares at tea* *takes it from Nef and drinks it all*
Nef: Hey! >:(
Earth Elemental: MORE TEA!
15 years ago
Sun Aug 03 2008, 07:58pm
The Swedish Cat: Maybe we should just lay down and face the music.... Aggy's won The Earth Elemental over...
Avialle: No, It's mine!!! Isn't it...?
The Swedish Cat: Oh Avialle.... You're so possessive. I say we try and bring the Air Elemental to the Spirit Elemental...
Loud Metallic Voice: STOP!!!!
Avialle Who said that?
The Elemental of Metal: I DID!
ELEMENTAL OF EARTH, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM! I AM A HIGHER ORDER ELEMENTAL! I FORBID YOU TO ATTACK YOUR TRUSTEE-QUEEN!
Agyllian's Disembodied Voice: No!!! Back off you big Golden Golem! He signed a pact!
Helena: Oh Dear....
The Elemental of Metal: I ABOLISH THAT PACT!
The Swedish Cat: Oh Yay!
Avialle: Wait... Am I your trustee-queen as well?
The Elemental of Metal: Yes. But I am of you as well as of the Earth and thus stronger than you. Never forget that... YOU! Knight of the Order Peripatetic. BEGONE!
Agyllian's Disembodied Voice: I will win! Never forget that!
The Swedish Cat: Good Riddance to bad rubbish!
Alice: [act]trance[/act] Agyllian has breached the Land of Shining Darkness' Wall!
Raven: [act]spits[/act] That's My Land!
MisfitMind: Yeah! I mean... what could he want there?
Raven: :O
MisfitMind: X:-/ Ow!
The Swedish Cat: Well... He could pick up the Elemental of Darkness... It wouldn't fill the place of another of the Five... but it will give him lots of power to take down the Elemental of Air.... [act]sigh[/act] Wait.... where's that water coming from...
Sezza: NO!
Helena: Sezza, your Elemental is drowning the whole of the Lands!
Mono: Quick into the Flying Machine!
Smuppet: Where's safe? Ah, of course. What else... only Two places would be safe from this Flood... The Isle of Reflection... Oh! And the Land of Shining Darkness. What a coincidence... ::)
Any chances of you taking the protection off Your Isle, Swedish Cat?
The Swedish Cat: Nope. Agyllian could get MY elemental then, are you Stoopid?
Raven: Does this mean I'm going home?
Nef: Apparently... where's my teapot?
The Swedish Cat: Too late Empress, I'll conjure you one on the Helicopter...
*some time after everyones flight in the helicopter (and also after TSC's conjuration of a rather large porcelain teapot that consequently resulted in much tea brewing from nef)*
Smuppet: Wow Raven the Land of Shining Darkness actually has shining darkness...I thought that was impossible?
Raven: Are you questioning my integrity?
Smuppet: *looks around nervously* No...I just...its...well ummm...ehh...ummm...eek
TSC: *glances away from shining darkness* Someone give Smuppet a wack on the back...
Someone: *wacks smuppet on the back*
Smuppet: Thankyou Someone :|
Helena: Well now that we're safe and sound in the Land of Shining Darkness... shouldn't we go and look for the Elemental Darkness?
Everyone: *is still in awe of shining darkness*
Raven: *whispers to Helena* They'll get used to it...
Everyone: *they don't get used to it*
Raven: *hands out special glasses* There you go...problem solved :) Nothing a pair of anti-befuddlement goggles can't fix.
Mono: So Raven do you have any inkling as to where the Elemental is...
Raven: It could be in the shiny yet slightly darkish chest of nothingness...
MM: Wait a second if there is something in a chest of nothingness that sort of defeats the purpose doesn't it? Why would the Elemental be there?
Raven: Elementary my dear MM...a chest of nothingness is the last place you'd look...so it has to be there :D
Nef: She has a point...
Smuppet: We can ask Aggy if he thinks it's there...*pops out cell phone*
Availle: What?? ...and fraternize with the enemy? Geez next thing you'll be telling us is you've got him on speed dial...
Smuppets cell phone: *rings (with the captain planet theme song: Earth, Fire, Wind, Water!!)*
Smuppet: Ummm its Lord Agyllian...should I pick up?
Ashlings' guildleader
15 years ago
Sun Aug 03 2008, 11:57pm
Ashlings' guildleader
Master of Obernewtyn
[act]Agyllian is in his tower eating bread and honey while reading his letters[/act]
Agyllian: Hey what the... This is the third letter this week from the UN about me using muhahaha. FEN!!!
Fen: What is it ::)
Agyllian: Do not impersonate me and especially do not make me go muhahaha. The UN will brand me a dictator if you keep making me say muhahaha. Ok.
Fen: Oh I would never do that ::)
Agyllian: Another thing, don't use ym notepad. I know that you've been using because it has a carbon pad underneath. No wonder all my plans are going to ruin, I have you to deal with.
Fen: Well using that volcano as a giant steam mop to clean the kingdom wasn't evil enough so I turned it into a worl domination plan.
Agyllian: ARRGHHH I do not want to take over the world! I just want to seek justice against those queens that have polluted my land.
Fen: You know they have the Cullens working for them.
Agyllian: Who? Oh that's right, that Edward chap and his minions. I'll read his first biography on monday. Well I'll just have to get someone who sympathises with me about creating a greener planet.
Fen: Algore?
Agyllian: Hahaha! everyone knows he's just a myth. I'm going to get Captain Planet. You see, what those elementals didn't realise was that I slipped their rings off them while you were making them fight with the monarchs. [act]Opens a box with 5 rings[/act] Let the powers combine...GO PLANET
Fen: o_O
Captain Planet: The planet needs me.
Fen: 8-| it worked! [act]Faints[/act]
Agyllian: Excellent, lets get down to business.... [act]phone rings[/act] Hello?
Smuppet: Hello Dear Aggy...er *hem hem, clears throat* Lord Agyllian. It is I, Knight Smuppet of the rose-shaped square table, formerly known as the Septagon.
Agyllian: ahhh, I was wondering when you would call. So, the Queens have you doing their dirty work for them eh? Too shy to face me?
Smuppet: Nothing of the sort I assure you. In fact Availle here is ready to show you ***censored*** who is boss. I'm going to be direct and to the point. We know you are currently pursuing our Elements, which is a dastardly plan dare I say. Now, do you think the Element of Darkness is in the shiny yet slightly darkish chest of nothingness?
Agyllian: Why of course I do Smuppet! *looks at his arm, which has a message reminding him that they are his enemies* Oops X:-/
Captain Planet: *hums his theme music in background loudly*
Agyllian: Shhhh Captain Planet, I'm trying to broker a deal here with my frien-er *checks arm again* enemies.
Edward: *hears conversation of Aggy and CP perfectly well* Captain Planet? Who's that? o_O
Mono: Captain Planet!??? He's working with Aggy? Oh this is too good *twists imaginary moutache around fingers*
All: o_O
Mono: *stops twirling imaginary moustache* *looks around at everone* What?
Availle: Nothing...go on, you were saying?
Mono: Well, it's just that my um...other form is Captain Planet. It's like I have a split personality, and sometimes I just...become CP...*confuses everyone and self withh explanation* If Agyllian's doing what I think he is...then we can foil his plan and all will be right again...
Meanwhile...
Smuppet: Oh good. I knew you'd be helpful.
Agyllian: Don't count on it. I'm not helping you henceforth. Please relay this message to the Queens: You are destroying my lands. You will regret it. I have enlisted the aid of something more powerful than the Elementals you have under your control.
Fen: Muahaahahaha
Agyllian: Stop it!
Smuppet: Er, are you okay? You're the evil one, you're meant to like laughing like that.
Agyllian: No way! YOU, or more specifically, the Queens are the evil ones. They're meant to laugh like that.
Smuppet: o_O Nah. You've got it all wrong Aggy. Looks like it's a huge misunderstanding. They're not evil. And you say you're not evil. Then who is?
Fen: Muahahahahah
Agyllian: *looks somewhat scared* 8-|