Agyllian: *torn up because his plans didn't come to fruition*
RQ: Aww Aggy, cheer up. Just because your spy-n-trysts are too dumb to properly analyze our magical effects; you don't need to be all mopey and sad.
Sezza: Yeah. You could use a little dose of Brilliance for your land anyway. It looks like you need it.
Agyllian: :| Haha. Very funny guys.
Mono: *gives Agyllian a small glass container full of Brilliance* Here; put one little speckled grain of Brilliance in every newborn child's mouth. They will grow to be fair haired, sprightly and most of all intelligent.
Edward: *puts arm around Mono* Sounds a bit vampirish to me :P
Mono: :kiss: You wish.
The Swedish Cat: Intelligence and Brilliance and Beauty need to be balanced by wisdom and Reflection... [act]summons a globule of metallic white energy, it reflects everything...[/act]
Mono: Quantum Leaps!
The Swedish Cat: Levelheadedness!
Mono: Love!
The Swedish Cat: Serenity and Self-Acceptance!
MisfitMind: Enough! This is turning into sleeping beauty...
Arien: I'm waiting...
Nef: come on Fen - you can drink more tea on the way ... you know - you really are a fathead
Fen: shut up and give me more tea!
Nef: and they say I'm bad - Alright madmoiselle damsel in distress - where do you wish for us to go and who do you wish for us to ... er ... fight, i suppose - OH! and can I bring my Giant gorilla? He's quite house trained - drinks tea and everything - although his taste in tea could be a little better...
Arien: O woe is me, for I am ever so upset!
Nef: so's lord Aggy - this isn't a piry party, get on with it - we're very busy monarchs, apparently.
Arien looks affronted
Nef: look - i have a crisis facing my tea crops - you'll have to beat that to get my sympathy!
Arien: I come from a island to the north, the Pearl Island... we've been overrun by the army of the Dullen.
Agyllian: Ah, yes. They objected to my trading with your island obviously... We're very jealous in the north...
MisfitMind: What do you suppose we do?
15 years ago
Tue Aug 05 2008, 05:43pm
Avialle: Hmm... I say we journey to Pearl Island and try to sort this out.
Mono: I agree. It's been a whole 4 minutes since we've had an epic adventure, and I'm getting retless!
All: *mutter agreement*
MM: How should we get there? I don't want to spend heaps of time journeying - that's the boring part!
TSC: You could combine your powers to form a bridge to the island.
Avialle: Yeah, let's do that!
Mono: Shine n' Rust, combine! *puts fist into the centre*
Queens: *copy her*
*A bridge of brilliance made of glittery rust and spakles forms.
All: *begin travelling down the bridge*
Aggy: :-{ Well... um... I gues I'll just... go home, then. *puppy eyes*
Arien: Aww... let's take him with us.
Agyllian: Excellent. To tell you the truth, I was becoming bored with being the bad guy, anyway. Although the evil characters do usually seem to have more style and class than the others. And I won't be able to kidnap people any more. And I won't be able to scheme. I spent hours on my scheming face! *does a very Mr. Burns - like pose*
Avialle: 8-| Wow, that is good!
All: *agree*
Agyllian: Thankyou! Finally some recognition of my talents. ;D
Fen: Can I come?
Nef: Do you promise not to bring coffee?
Fen: yes... |:|
Nef: Well, you can come then. I want you where I can see you. I only hope that nothing goes wrong while we're away...
[act]several hours later[/act]
raven: wow this bridge is long!
mm: yea, maybe we should of come by a different route.
sez: wait is that land over there?
TSC: [act]using his superior eyesight[/act] yes! it's pearl island!
mono: rust 'n shine! [act]starts walking faster and the others follow.[/act]
The Swedish Cat: It's.... a real giant pearl!
Agyllian and Arien: What did you expect? A potato?
The Swedish Cat: |:|
Nef: Fresh or salt water pearl?
All: o_O
Nef: well - i want to figure out how much it would be worth
Fen: [act]frantically[/act] I'm out of tea!
Nef: [act]sighs [/act]- she's still coming down from the caffiene
MM: *nods* sure can i have some tea?
Fen: no!! it mine all mine
Nef: *sigh* calm down fen
TSC: so whats the significantce of the pearl?
[act]Nef starts brewing tea[/act]
Fen: Gimme!
Nef: calm down - some is for MM too - there's plenty to go round
Fen: But what if it runs out!!!!!
Nef: [act]ignores Fen [/act]- i don't care about the significance of the pearl - i want to know what type of oyster spawned in - and where that oyster is now...
[act]everyone starts looking around apprehensively...[/act]
Smuppet: we're on an island, that is actually a pearl and not an island - so therefore it's not attached to the sea bed - and all that connects us to land is a rickety bridge .... and we're still here because...?
The Swedish Cat: We're here because a pretty damsel asked us to be...
Smuppet: Where is she...?
Sez: *Scans the Horizon* is that her over there?
MM: *Looks over after getting her Tea* No thats a Ship.
Sez: *Looks down* oh :( *Looks closer at the Ship* Hey thats a Pirate Ship that is.....
The Swedish Cat: They can't possibly hurt us, we have magic, and the modicum of control being semi-royal and royal.
Sezza: I say that cuz I like pirates they are awesome a cool and have TIMTAMS *tries to run over to the pirate ship but is held back by Jasper*
Agyllian: Oh, those pirates are mine.
[act]Boom!![/act]
The Swedish Cat: Then why did they just shoot a cannonball at us?
Agyllian: They've been bought by the Dullen! They want Arien!
raven: we must protect her!.. anyone know where she is?
crickets:[act] chirp[/act]
raven: i'll take that as a no.
[act]boom[/act]
mm: epp! run!
[act]The Four Queens, the Four Trustee-Knights, the empress, the Lord, the Ladette and the partridge in the pear tree run down the bridge, Sezza, being high on sparkles has a burst of superspeed, pulling them towards the Pearl Island, wrenching theirshoulders almost out of their sockets.... and into a pearl palace[/act]
Arien: Well, it's about time.
[act]a courier walks in[/act]
Courier: My princess...?
Courier: I have a delivery for you... *hands Arien a package, then moves behind her*
The Swedish Cat: AHA! She's ordered a top of the line Anti-Pirate device! Excellent thinking
Arien: *unwraps parcel, revealing a tea pot* anyone for some earl grey? :D
Fen: o_O *starts salivating*
Courier: *rips off his uniform, revealing a pirate outfit underneath* Ha Ha Ha! Fools! I've tricked you all!
...I'll be taking this maiden now. YOINK! *grabs Arien and runs*
Arien: OH WOE IS ME! HEEEEEELP!
MM: Quick! After them!
Fen: NOOOO! THE TEA!
Nef: Look, she's left a trail of it...quick Fen, follow that tea!
Fen: *starts sniffing the air like a grey hound* *looks up suddenly* They went that way! *bounds off after them*
All: *hurry to catch up* *arrive at the anchored Pirate Ship*
Arien: Oh help! Help! Somebody save me! Won't anyone rescue a poor helpless maiden in distress? *waits impatiently for a few minutes* *nothing happens* Really, where is chivalry when you need it?! *shireks louder* HELP! Somebody save me from these unlawful beasts! I - mmmph!
Pirate Captain: *stuffs apple in Arien's mouth*
Arien: >:(
TSC: *yelling up at the pirate* May I enquire as to what you want with the Princess of Pearl Island?
Pirate Captain: Well, it's nothing personal. Believe me, I would have her off my ship if it were up to me. I've never heard a person shriek so loudly!
Arien: >:( MMMPH!
Avialle: Why have you joined the Dullen? What have they offered you?!
Pirate Captain: Oh, lots of things! Wealth, power, glory, tea, the usual... Now I'd love to stay and chat, but I really should be getting back to my diabolical scheme. I fyou'll excuse me. *drags Arien away*
[act]Fen starts following the trail like a sniffer dog[/act]
All: o_O
Nef: they're all like that whe they're first converted to tea - like newborn vampires, tea-pires are obsessively addicted to tea
Smuppet: How long does it last?
Nef: Oh, it never goes away, we just control it better
TSC: so you could turn down a cup of tea if you wanted?
Nef: [act]confused[/act] why would i want to?
Fen: [act]frantically[/act] THIS WAY
[act]they all follow her towards[/act]
Hannai: this new adventure is all well and good but honestly noone has addressed the original issues of environmental destruction that started the last war!
I must warn you that if negotiation fails the consequences may be dire. The rule of Darke is ignored at ones own peril
Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Helena: *is already waiting at the pirate ship, as she took the yoyo-copter* what took you so long? *grabs Arien* *shakes her head at the pirate* you should know better, Jack! after i wooped yo [censored] back at the Fondue sea! honestly I'm disappointed!
Jack the pirate: *looks ashamed* Lady Helena! it's not fair! the Sea monsters made us do it!
Helena: that’s what you said last time!
Rest of the party: *finally arrive*
TSC: *looks confused* you know each other?
Jack and Helena: yes...
Hannai: *mutters* eco....friendly......
Helena: the pollution stoped before you came into the picture...
Edward: *points and growls* he was hired by the Evil Penguins of the North!!!
Aggy: but isn't that the nice Penguins that we were scrubbing before...?
TSC: you let them touch you?!?!?
Aggy and Hannai: uh.... yeh?
TSC and Helena: mind-control! *both start to get into yoyo-copter*
Arien: *is still slung over Helena's shoulder* um... can you put me down now?
Helena: *puts Arien down* O.K everyone but Aggy, Hannai and Fen into the 'copter!
Aggy, Hannai and Fen: *look startled* why?
TSC: your minds are being controlled!!
Aggy, Hannai and Fen: *suddenly look like zombies* must.... destroy!
Yoyo-Copter: *takes off*
Helena: we don't really mean to be mean, but we realy can't stay here with you because.... well, we don't want to be destroyed....
15 years ago
Thu Aug 07 2008, 04:02pm
[act]Just before Helena's post....[/act] The Swedish Cat: We would have settled the environmental policy after the Treaty of New Versailles... but then Arien turned up... The only reason anybody would want her is the Pearl Island... [act]Arien: :| [/act]
The legend of the Island of Pearl
Long, Long ago, the mystical Oyster God Zincy fell in love with the Goddess of the Sands.
They had a child, a glistening silvery-white pearl-daughter gifted with ultimate power.
Fearing for her daughter the Goddess of the Sands encased her daughter within a worldlet and smothered that worldlet with one centimillion layers of mother of pearl. And this pearl island was born.
The Swedish Cat: So if they destroy the island, which has a magical tie with Arien's dynasty, for Sparkle knows why, They get the worldlet, and ultimate power. It's a bit more urgent that the Oxide Ocean dissolving the land of Tea's crops...
Nef: Says you guys.....
Hannai: Well, the house of Darke's wish is for the Kingdom to be renewed... among other more sinister things.... and as you have a semi-valid reason... I see it as my duty to help you so that you can settle faster. That doesn't mean I won't try to kill you meddling trustee-knights, though....
[act]Back to the helicopter[/act]
The Swedish Cat: I feel guilty about leaving them...
Helena: We can't go back.
Avialle: We don't need to... they're hanging on to the back of the helicopter...
Wanderer Guilden
15 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Aggy, Hannai and Fen: *cling on for dear life* must.... kill!!!!!
Evil Penguins: Ark! Arck, arckly arckd arck! (stop! resistance is futile!)
the Cullens and the Hales: *look stunned*
MM: *to Edward* could you get rid of them?
Edward: *grins* sure! *grabs all three by the hands and flings them into the ocean*
Aggy, Hannai and Fen: *swim* must..... ki- swim! swim! swim! swim!
TSC: *as if nothing has happened* i still feel guilty about leaving them...
Agyllian: Woah.
Hannai: What are we doing in the water?
Fen: [act]Vomits repeatedly[/act]
Hannai: What's wrong with her?
Fen: I don't know... it usually happens when I drink ...tea!
[act]Helicopter[/act]
Arien: Where are we going?
The Swedish Cat: We need to protect you. The only ultimate powers around here should be us... We're going to the Unchartered Tea-ritories...
Nef: Oh good.