Elf: That Salamnder! She gets on my nerves!! ":(
Ariel: Who doesn't? ::)
Elf: What's that supposed to mean?
Ariel: All I'm saying is that you don't exactly try to get along with people, do you? You could learn a lot from me.
Elf: That isn't one of your dirty euphamisms, is it?
Ariel: *waggles eyebrows*
Elf: YOU JUST DON'T GIVE UP, DO YOU?!?!
Noises: *can be heard coming from Elf's bedroom*
Noises from Elf's room: *suddenly stop*
Noises from stairway: *begin just as suddenly*
Nrr: Don't you think I could have said that better? ":(
Rushton: *bolts down the stairs* NOOOOOOO!
Elf: *is glomped... I mean attacked by Rushton*
Ariel: ":( X:-/ :| Of all the lousy timing...
Elf: AHHH!! Ariel, get your wolf off... oh... Rushton.. |:( :-? :-} You love me again!!
Rushton: |:| Love? You? I don't even know who you are o_O
Elf: :( :-{ But.. :"( why did you save me from Ariel then?
Rushton: Who's Ariel ???
Elf: Is he still drunk?
Rushton: *sits back on his heals* I want my piggy :(
Elf: o_O :(
Ariel: o_O :) Boy, when I torture someone into madness, I really do an awesome job!
Elf: *starts hitting Ariel with a handy rolled up newspaper* ":( :"( YOU BROKE MY RUSHTON!!
Ariel: How many times do I have to tell you? It's all for you.
*gathers Elf in his arms*
*slips DSC in Elf's coat pocket*
Elf: Get off me! *shoves Ariel away*
Ariel: Tut tut. We should work on your fear of intamacy.
Rushton: *daydreams out the DP* |:|
Elf: *sniff* I want my Rushton back. If you were any kind of husband, you would turn him back to normal!
Ariel: It has to wear off, there's is nothing I can do. In fact, your boy toy's insanity should have worn off already...
*looks at Rushton*
Rushton: Hmhmmhmmhm... |:|
Phone: [act]starts ringing[/act]
Ariel: What? There's that dratted noise again! ":(
Rushton: |:| Ugh . . . [act]fumbles in pockets and pulls phone out[/act] Sorry |:|
Elf: What? What's going on here?
Person on the phone: [act]in a robotic female voice[/act] Congratulations! You are the 1001st caller to the Sadorian Underground Springs Resort. You have won a free 3 night getaway trip for two to the luxurious underground resort. No hidden costs involved! At the end you will receive the most pleasant surprise of your life! A further trip to the mysterious Land of the Red Queen. You and your lucky partner will then be ceremoniously handed over to authentic folk of the Red Queensland, and get a free one way trip to the mysterious Entina Pit! Come on down to the Sutrium Docks and we will pick you up for the trip of a lifetime!
Rushton: Oh would you listen to that, I've just won a trip to the Sadorian Underground Springs Resort, what a coincidence |:|
Ariel and Elf: o_O
Elf: Well . . . it's a trip for two now isn't it. Maybe you should take me and I could . . . help bring your memory back [act]waggles eyebrow[/act]
Ariel: Hey ":( The eyebrow thing is mine . . . you can only do that if you do that to me! Hey, hey . . . pay attention to me . . . Helloooo? Your husband here! I'm talking!! Talking? La lala
Elf: [act]keeps trying to look seudctively at Rushton[/act]
Rushton: 8-| Ugh, why would I want to take you? . . . I'll be taking my pig of course! :D
Ariel: HA!!
Elf: [act]throws the remains of Salamander's pie at Ariel[/act] But Rushton! :"(
Rushton: Well I best be off to the docks . . . don't want to miss the boat!
Gilbert's Voice: [act]booms from all around as if it were the voice of Lud[/act] SHIP!
Rushton: [act]dashes out[/act] :D
Elf: [act]fumes[/act] I can't believe this! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
Ariel: Well I always felt he was a little weird. Did always spend a lot of time in the pig pen back when we were at Obernewtyn you know . . .!
Elf: GRRR ":( I won't allow this. Something is going on. YOU! We're going on this trip and we're going now!
Ariel: What? No we're not!
Elf: Oh yes we are! Think of it as a second honeymoon! [strike]That I will be spending stalking Rushton on[/strike]
Ariel: What? But we never even had a first honeymoon! ":( [strike]And and so it's okay for you to stalk people.[/strike]
Elf: Thank lud :| Now go get us on that ship to the Sadorian Underground Springs Resort! [act]points and crackles with fury and power[/act]
Ariel: 8-| Okay, okay!
Sometime in the non too distant furture~
Ariel: WHAT?
Salamander: Well I'm sorry but it is a very high class resort!
Ariel: But we're business partner's! I gave you my secret ingredient! IM NOT PAYING! THAT PIG GOT ON FOR FREE!!
Salamander: The pig was the plus one brought along by our competition winner Rushton!
Ariel: I was refering to Rushton ":( and I thought you were the competition winner!
Salamander: I told you, that was a mistake |:|
Ariel: Aha, I see you are still going though ":(
Salamander: Well I'm a busy wo--[act]cough[/act] person, I feel it's a good time to take a little holiday.
Ariel: Look, my wife wants on this boat -- Gilbert: SHIP -- and we're getting on it whether you like it or not! ":(
Salamander: Fine! :| But it'll have to be second class!
Ariel: What? :O I CAN'T GO AS SECOND CLASS! I can't consort with such filth! I'll probably get splint ends staying second class! ":(
Salamander: Well it's that or nothing.
Ariel: Well I guess it'll have to be no--
Elf: [act]stromps over[/act] SECOND CLASS WILL BE FINE! Now won't it dear!!
Ariel: -- :| Yes dear!
Elf: [act]storms aboard the ship while shouting:[/act] Now go get our bags!!
Meanwhile, because something else is always happening though its not always all that interesting~
Dameon: And now the second phase has been set into motion [act]steeples fingers[/act]
Rushton: I still don't understand why I can't tell Elsepth. [act]strokes DP[/act]
Gevan: [act]looks slightly awkward[/act] Yes, well we have to be cautious you know!
Dameon: Yes, cautious.
Rushton: Then what is she--er he--doing here then! ":( [act]points at Salamander who had just sidled in[/act]
Salamander: Hi there!
Gevan: [act]shrugs[/act] Someone needed to get us all tickets for the resort! He -- er -- is just as interested in getting this all done anyway!
Salamander: Exactly [act]nods[/act] And what are you worrying about me for, that pig! Now, that's just supicious!! 8-|
All: [act]turn to look at destroyer pig[/act]
DP: |:|
Lightning: [act]flashes[/act]
All: 8-|
Outside~
Elf: ":( Now why did you go and bring that for!
Ariel: [act]stuffs lightning creating machine back in his bags[/act] :| You got to bring all those clothes and shoes!!
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
booming voice of [strike]Lud[/strike] Gilbert: the SHIP is leaving the docks! prepare the lines and sails! :D
Elf: [act]glowers at Ariel and his baggage[/act] [act]stops for a sec[/act] wait... i know that voice... [act]potters over to the boat-Gilbert: SHIP! SHIP! S-H-I-P!!-'s steering wheel to have a look at who the captain is[/act]
Gilbet: [act]stands there, hands firmly holding thw wheel steady, legs braced appart and hair blowing out in the wind[/act]
Elf: OML! GILBERT!!! :D how wonderful to see a friendly face! :D
Ariel: [act]has followed her[/act] what about my beacutiful, angelic face? isn't that good enough for you? :|
Elf: [act]ignores him[/act]
Gilbert: ah Elaria! how nice to see that you've found me once more! [act]waggles eyebrows sugestively[/act]
Ariel: you didn't even say anything remotely inuendo-y or sugestive in any ways.. why are you waggling your eyebrows at my wife? ":(
both: [act]ignore him[/act] :D
Ariel: [act]decides that he's had enough[/act] ":(
Nice call back on the boat/ship thing, Shonk! And the lightning machine, too. Nice to know Helena actually gave it back to him :P
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Gilbert: Did I hear him call you his wife?
Elf: Did he? I wasn't listening. It's getting easier and easier to tune him out :)
Gilbert: ... so ARE you married to him?
Elf: Technically? Legally? :| yes.
Gilbert: ... :( oh.
Ariel: That's right. She's MINE. Now go jump ship.
Gilbert: :D You called it a ship!!!! :D :D *lets go of the stearing wheel and glomps Ariel*
Ariel: 8-| GET OFF OF ME!!
Elf: o_O
Boat: *starts to swearve*
Gilbert: |:( *grabbs stearing wheel again* uh... just pretend that never happened.
Ariel: *looking decidedly disheaveled and [strike]sexy[/strike] unhappy* 8-| You'll regret that, armsman. Believe me. Right now I have to go wash your filth off of me. [strike]and fix my hair[/strike] Goodbye... for now. ":(
Elf: What was THAT about? Do you know who that was? He's the one who betrayed the druid to a firestorm and the survivors to slavery!
Gilbert: |:( I.. I don't know what came over me ~:|
Elf: You haven't been eating any cookies lately, have you?
Gilbert: No ??? why?
Elf: Never mind. Now, get this boat rolling!
Gilbert: :| It's a SHIP. And it doesn't 'roll' ":(
Ship: :roll: :roll:
Gilbert: o_O X:-/
Elf: :D ;P
Elsewhere...
Ariel: *finds his room at last* Deep in the bowels of the ship. Stupid Salamander. I bet this isn't even second class. It's probably third... *opens door* *sees Elf's luggage piled around the dresser and his piled in the corner next to the only bed* (0-) :) *practices his eyebrow wraggle* |:|
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
i let him think that he has it back- then BAM! its gone again 8)
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Elf: so.. what are the chances of me getting a better cabin... by 'better' i mean 'not shareing with my husband'...?
Gilbert: sorry, i'm afraid that there aren't any cabins left... unless you'd like to chare with me? [act]eyebow wiggle[/act]
Elf: :-/ ermm.. no thanks.. i think im going to find [strike]Rushie[/strike] my cabin now.. [act]inches away[/act]
Gilbert: dang it.. [act]hears someone, some where calling a ship a boat[/act] SHIP!!
random passer by: um.. if you say so...? :-/
Gilbert: [act]facepalm[/act] X:-/
ship: [act]veers to the left due to Gilbert taking his hands off of the wheel[/act] [act]crashes into a island and is now beached[/act] x_X
Gilbert: :-/ um.. i didn't do anything |:| [act]ninja's off[/act]
all: [act]are now stuck on the island[/act]
Nrr: And why is this annoying Gilbert bloke back in the thread again? Where is ol' Powyrs when you need him?
Cap'n Powyrs: *pops up from below deck, smoking a pipe, with one eye shut* AVAST! Me Hearties! Now what fool let this ship be stranded on these shoals?
Elspeth: :D Oh Captain, my captain! *salutes* *stands on a table* Carpe DIEM!
Nrr: o_O Now stop that Elspeth, you are NOT part of the Dead Poet's Society.
Elspeth: [act]blinks[/act][act]holds hand to head[/act] ... How Strange...I just had the weirdest sensation of talking a language that has surely been dead for millenia since before the Beforetime.
Ariel: :-/ Babe [act]voice cracks[/act].. Uh I mean darling [act]disgustedly[/act] are you feeling normal? I mean not that I care or anything, and you're always abnormal anyway, but my enquiry was merely for the principle of the thing.
Elspeth: :| Go away. I hate you.
Ariel: [act]beams[/act] :) Perfect. She's back to normal..or as normal as she can be.
Powyrs: Elspeth? Is that you? What are you doing with that ol' ratbag?
Elspeth: Oh Powyrs! [act]cries out[/act] I am MARRIED to this ol' ratbag! I was TRICKED into it!
Powyrs: Oh Scallywag. Where is that nice ol' cat that disappeared with yeh? Eh? I've bin wannting to meet him ever since ye left. I'm really only more interested in the cat than you, y'know? You were kind of green and stuck in yer cabin for most of the time I was with yeh -- not much good for company are you?
Elspeth: ":( Why are you insulting me? And anyways, I'm over my sea sickness -- I actually swam with the Vlar-rei you know? Ship FIsh - Dolphins :D
Powyrs: :D Nay, ye bbe pulling my wooden leg!
Elspeth: :-/ Um, well usually I don't pull people's legs.
Nrr: [act]facepalms[/act]
Ariel: HELLO! HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN ME? I NEED TO GET OFF THIS ISLAND! I DON"T WANNA LIVE HERE AND DIE HERE FOR THE REST OF MY UBERLY SEXY LIFE!
All: 8-| o_O
14 years ago
Sun Feb 07 2010, 06:54pm
Ariel: What? I can hardly help it if I'm sexy.
Elf: *cough*
Ariel: Hmph. Well, if anyone needs me, I'll be in bed...*smiles seductively at Elspeth before leaving*
Elf: *turns to Powyrs* Pleeeeease don't make me share a cabin with him!!
Powyrs: I'm afraid there be no spare cabins, missy. You'll have to share. ::)
Elf: *is dismayed*
Elsewhere...
Ariel: *pulls out a batch of DSC's* Perfect opportunity... |:|
14 years ago
Sun Feb 14 2010, 10:10pm
Nighttime: *falls*
Elspeth: :( Well, I guess I have to sleep somewhere tonight. This deckchair seems comfortable enough. *lies down on deckchair to sleep*
Salamander: *walks past* Why Hello there pretty lady *waggles eyebrows* What's a pretty lass like you doin' out here all by yourself?
Elf: [act]frowns[/act] Are you hitting on me? Don't you realise that Im already married to your boyfriend?
Salamander: I was hoping you'd forget all about him...and spend time with me..? *stares deeply into Elf's eyes*
Elf: Uhh... *is mesmerised* *falls into a trance* You know, you've got really pretty eyes. But the creepy thing about you is..that I can't figure out if you're a man or a woman...which makes your eyebrow waggling an extremely awkward situation.
Salamander: ":( *gets out the rapier* *points it at Elf* Never question my sexuality if you want to see daylight again!
Elf: 8-| [act]gulps[/act] Er...of course not...you can just remain the man/woman thing that you are.....I just remembered I already have a nice cozy cabin waiting for me[act]runs off below deck[/act]
In the cabin
Ariel: *is waiting on the bed, primping his hair* :) Ahhh. This is perfect!
Elf: *runs into room* *sees Ariel on the ONLY BED in the room* 8-| *runs just as quickly back out again*
Ariel: Wait my love! I have a proposition for you! We can share this bed, but I promise not to cross my half of it ! We can even make a pillow barrier down the middle see? :) *pats the bed next to him invitingly* *munches on a freshly baked cookie*
Lightning: *flashes on cue*
Elspeth: :-/ How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?
Ariel: [act]puts on angelic, innocent puppy eyes[/act] Who me? I wouldn't even hurt a fly in my sleep.
Elspeth: *thinks* Those puppy eyes are soo cute! But wait! I must not give in! He's evil! Mmmh are those cookies I smell? Yum. ":( Evil! :) Cookies. EVIL! ":( Cookies :) EVIL! ":( Cookies :-"
Cookies side: *wins*
Elf: Umm... :-/ Okay, fine, I'll sleep on the bed.
Ariel: :D WHOPPEEE! I KNEW YOU LIKED ME! :D 8) :roll:
Elf: I DON'T LIKE YOU! It's the cookies I like Here's the ground rules: You MUST NOT cross the barrier, touch me, hog the blankets, haunt me on the dreamtrails, poison me or kill me in my sleep, kidnap me or torture me, sell me off....
Ariel: *tunes out to Elf's blabbering* :) *sigh* Aahhh, Imagine the possibilities. Oh the things I could do to you... :) *grins charmingly*
Elf: 8-|
Ariel: ...HERE! HAVE SOME COOKIES!!!! *shoves plate of dsc's into elspeth's face* |:|
Elf: I dooooo like cookies.... *considers*
Ariel: That's why I made them! To bribe you into sleeping in the bed... |:|
Elf: I'm sorry, what? I wasn't listening.
Elf's mouth: *is covered in cookie crumbs*
Plate of dsc's: *is now just a plate*
Elf: *sits next to Ariel on bed*
*looks deeply into Ariel's eyes*
Oh, what beautiful eyes you have!
*leans in closer to Ariel*
Ariel: :D
14 years ago
Tue Feb 16 2010, 03:50am
Nrr: No! I don't want to narrate this ":( I don't even want to SEE it!!! *looks at script* Oh, well that's alright then. *clears throat* Just at that moment, there was a knock at the door.
Elf: ???
Ariel: ":( :| Ignore it, they'll go away.
Elf: You're so smart!
Nrr: Upon being ignored, the person on the other side of the door started to pound on it like they were trying to break it in.
Ariel: ~:|
Elf: Maybe it's important. I know you're a very busy and successful business man. It could be that partner of yours.
Ariel: :|
Person on other side of door: LET ME IN! LET ME IN! LetMeInLetMeInLetMeIn!!!!
Elf: :-/ I think he wants us to let him in.
Ariel: Really? ~:| *gets up* *goes to door* Who is it?
PoOSoD: LET ME IN!!
Ariel: Go Away!
PoOSoD: LET ME IN!!
Ariel: Go Away!
PoOSoD: LET ME IN!!
Ariel: Go Away!
Nrr: They go back and forth like that for a while until...
Other Guests on boat: SHUT UP!!
Ariel: ":( I'll show them how to shut up... *opens door to address the obnoxious guests* *gets trampled by the PoOSoD*
PoOSoD: *is.......*
Elf: Dameon??!!?! ??? :D
Dameon: Elspeth! Are you alright? I sensed he was about to... do something to you.
Elf: I'm fine! It's just my husband, Dames. Relax! :)
Dameon: o_O
Ariel: :-" XP
14 years ago
Tue Feb 16 2010, 05:18pm
Dameon: What have you done to her? ":(
Ariel: Me? Oh I've just swept her off her feet with my good looks and charm [act]flicks hair[/act]
Elf: And he make me such good cookies too! :D [act]starts licking the crumbs off the plate[/act]
Ariel: :| . . . Yeah and that too.
Dameon: Ah, I see!
Ariel: No you don't!
Dameon: X:-/ I know that! It's an expression you dunce!
Ariel: Or is it!!! [act]squints at Dameon suspiciously[/act]
Dameon: [act]squints back[/act]
Ariel: :O
Elf: [act]having removed the plate of the last of its crumbs[/act] What are you doing here anyway Dameon? I didn't know you were on the trip? It's nice to see you again but, well we were kinda busy! [act]waggles eyebrows, which Dameon is fortunate enough not to be able to see[/act]
Nrr: [act]unfortunately can however and begins checking the script again to make sure nothing sus happens[/act] Please no, please no!
Dameon: Oh I guh . . . won some tickets.
Ariel: Why is it that everyone but us won tickets? ":(
Elspeth: Oh really? :D I guess that means you must have gotten a better room then right?
Dameon: Well I would assume so . . . I can't see either to tell!
Ariel: So you say! [act]narrows eyes[/act]
Elspeth: Oh yes, of course. Well then I guess either way you wouldn't care which room you're in then would you? So, can we have your's?
Dameon: . . . Um . . . I guess!
Elspeth: :D [act]glomps Dameon[/act]
Dameon: |:(
Ariel: ":( Oh no you don't! [act]wrenches Elspeth away from Dameon[/act]
Elspeth: Hey ":( Be nice, he just gave us a better room! You'll be able to plug your hairdryer in somewhere now!
Ariel: :D [act]glomps Dameon[/act]
Dameon: :O
Haha Shonkie, you made me lol!
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Ariel: *ahem* Anyways...Where is this room of yours? Lead the way. I'm sure it's not that hard, even blind.
Dameon: o_O
Elf: Let's goooooo! *wraps arms around Ariel* (L) (L) :kiss:
Ariel: I can't believe you ate the whole batch of cookies. :)
Elf: You're such a gret, talented chef.
Dameon: :-X ":(
Dameon: *reluctantly leads the way out into the hall*
Dameon Elf and Ariel: *walk past open doors where Rushton, Gilbert, and all the other guys who've fallen for Elf over the course of the books watch and glare*
Ariel: |;) ;P 8)
Elf: ;D
People who love Elf: ":( ??? ":( :"(
Dameon: :-{
Rushton: *Runs over to them* Elspeth!
Elf: o_O Oh, hi Rushton. Glad you finally remember me :|
Rushton: Uh... yes. I remember. I remember you didn't like this guy ten minutes ago, too.
Elf: Don't be silly! Who DOESN'T like my Ariel? :-"
Ariel: 8) Nobody, that's who!
Dameon: *cough*everybody*cough*
Ariel: ::) subtle.
Dameon: :|
Elf: Dameon's gonna give us his room, so we can have more space for Ariel's beauty aids.
Rushton: If he needs more space, why don't you just come stay in MY cabin? *eyebrow wriggle*
Elf: You should take lessons from Ariel on how to do that properly :nod: His eyebrow wriggle is MUCH more impressive, isn't it sweety?
Ariel: :-"
Everyone else: :-X
Salamander: *pushes his/her way through the crowd* Oh, I see you two have finally stopped bickering.
Elf: I never bicker with my Ariel! He's so smart and witty there's simply no need!
Salamander: o_O
Ariel: |:|
Gilbert: I thought you hated him? :"(
Elf: Why are you all saying that? I could NEVER hate my... *pauses*
Cookie effect: *starts to wear off*
Elf: :-| :-? o_O ??? :-| (0-) :| ":( WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME???!!!???
Ariel: |:| I didn't do anything! They're the ones who've come to spy on you; they don't trust you 'cause you're so super powerful! I'm the only one who understands :nod:
Elf: 8-| Is this true?
Rushton: NO! Of course not!
Ariel: Of course it is.
Elf: :-{
14 years ago
Sun Feb 28 2010, 09:44pm
Elf: WElll then, since all you men [act]Salamander snorts[/act]can't be trusted, I will just have to get a cabin of my own; and you boys can share. [act]turns head up snobbishly and stomps off[/act]
Ariel: Uhh, Elf? The cabins that way [act]points in opposite direction[/act] You were about to step off the deck into the sea below..
Elf: [act]glares[/act] I knew that you fool! I was just testing you to see which one of you would save me. I'm not glad it's YOU. Harrumph! ":( [act]stomps off in opposite direction[/act]
Dameon: Aw come on now Elspeth! Don't be like that. I cannot even see, so how could I have told you which direction you were going in?
Rushton: Yeah, uh...what he said. |:|
Elf: ":( Are you saying you are blind??
Rushton: [strike]Yes. I'm blinded by your IamSuperWomanBowAtMyFeetNow! looks.[/strike] What I mean to say is, how can you expect Dameon to tell you where you're going?
Elf: ":( I expected YOU to tell me, you prat!
Rushie: Oh POOSOD. .. hehe POOSOD... :D That's a funny word. I'll use it more often. POOSOD!
Elf: ::) X:-/ Oh that's really mature! I can't believe YOU are the Master of Obernewtyn.
Ariel: :D *jumps in excitedly* Yes! Yes you see at last! How dare HE be the Master of Obernewtyn! He's nothing more than a bumbling fool!
Elf: ":( HE IS NOT! He's a kind, generous...oh who am I kidding? He's more obsessed with pigs than me *sadly*
Ariel: *smirks in glee* So.....?
Elf: :( So that means no one loves me....
Dameon, Gilbert, and all the other guys who've fallen for Elf over the course of the books: *glare* HEY! We exist too you know?
Elf: [act]to Dameon[/act] o_O What are you on about? We're just friends...
Dameon: [strike]With benefits!!!![/strike] Yes of course; just friends |:|.... So do you need a bath now Elspeth? I could assist you.
Elspeth: Yes, you're so sweet :) ... Wait a minute! ":( Why are you telling me to take a bath? Do you think I'm dirty huh? HUH???
Dameon: [act]slowly[/act] Noooooo. That's not a trick question is it? Because if that question was taken in another way, then yes I suppose. But it's all really down to the interpretation of the question. Hermeneutics is very interesting. :)
Elspeth: o_O I can't figure out whether he just insulted me or not!
Ariel: *guides Elspeth along* Oh Elspeth, let's take you to OUR new chamber, we don't need this low life worms wasting our time any longer.
Elf: Nuh uh! You mean I'm going to MY cabin, and you're stuck with the boys!!
Ariel: *whines* But you can't mean that! I'll be filthy from their contagious germs! And what about that place to plug in my hair dryer! PLUS you know that only I can get your bathwater to the right temperature, so that your skin doesn't prune.
Elspeth: SHHH! Not so loud |:| We don't want anyone to hear...
Ariel: And BLIND guy here, can't even scrub your back because he doesn't even know where it is! So you need ME there. [act]smugly smiles[/act] [act]lightning strikes[/act]
Elspeth: [act]rolls eyes up to the sky[/act]OH MY LUD! Save me from this guy!!!
LUD: [act]laughs at Elspeth in glee [/act] :D
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Lud: [act]tuggs at some more strings[/act] 8)
potter puppet pals: [act]are offended that lud doesn't use hand puppets[/act] :|
Lud: [act]thinks: can i NEVER have EVERYONE happy?[/act] ::)
PPP's: [act]stage a riot[/act] ":(
boat: [act]rocks[/act] 8-|
Elf: 8-| [act]stumbles[/act] [act]falls into Ariel's arms[/act] [act]is knocked unconcious[/act] x_X
Ariel: [strike]thank lud! she's finally shut up![/strike] oh noes... my poor Elf... lets get you back to the cabin! ;D [act]carts her off[/act]
Ariel: *puts Elf on the bed*
Elf: *wakes up*
*finds herself back in the cabin*
Ariel: *is standing before Elf dressed in muchos smexy white robes* |;)
Elf: Ugh! Take that thing off! :-X
Ariel: Ohhh, okay. *starts to---
Elf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! KEEP IT ON, KEEP IT ON!!!!
Ariel: :D I knew your stubborness was no match for my seductive good looks!
*randomly waggles eyebrows*
Noooow, how about we get to know each other a little better...
Elf: *jumps off bed to slap Ariel*
Ariel: *catches Elf's hand before she can slap him*
*looks into Elf's eyes*
Elf: *cowers* :-/
Ariel: *leans in and kisses Elf before she can pull away*
*draws Elf in closer to him, his arm around her waist*
Elf: 8-| :-X
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Eeeep! I'm sorry, I couldn't resist! Ariel seduced me and tricked me into writing it!!
He's so clever that way, isn't he Smuff? :-"
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Elf: :-X
Ariel: 8-| ew ew ew ew, get it off me getitoffme GETITOFFME!!! *lets go of Elf and dances around the room in a panic*
Elf: :) Sooooo predictable.
Ariel: *Realizes she didn't really throw up on him* :| Was that REALLY necessary?
Elf: :) you were trying to... to... *shudders*
Ariel: :( Am I really that repulsive to you?
Elf: Yes :)
Ariel: But WHY? I mean, I'm gorgeous, intelligent, clever, and I've saved your life.
Elf: What, that little thing with stopping me from walking off the boat? That doesn't count?
Ariel: What about the time I decided not to release a plague on the city you were in, because I knew you were there and didn't want you to get sick and die?
Elf: ":( You killed my friend with that little stunt! Not to mention the fact that you only did that so you could use me to find the weaponmachies!
Ariel: NOOO! I did it because I care about you! Why can't you believe that?
Elf: Because you're a lying, conniving, backstabbing little weasle!
Ariel: And that's a bad thing ???
Elf: X:-/
14 years ago
Sun Mar 07 2010, 05:59pm
Elf: I'm getting a headache with all this facepalming. It's time for me to sleep.
Ariel: But -- but you haven't had your bath yet!
Elf: Sooo? What's it to you whether I have bathed or not?
Ariel: Well I can't sleep with you all filthy in my bed!!
Elf: Who said we were going to share the bed? You can sleep on the couch ;D
Ariel: And ruin my beauty sleep? Nuh uh!! I need the bed MORE than you! If we're not sharing, which we will be, YOU're the one sleeping on the couch!
Elf: Well actually, I got another offer on teh way here, to sleep in Salamander's FIRST CLASS chamber; so if you keep up your prissy attitude, I'm going to bunk over there with him/her. While you sleep in SECOND class. [act]holds head up snobbishly[/act]
Ariel: [act]is agahst[/act] Nuh uh! NO WAY am I letting you anywhere near Salamander, all alone!
Elf: WHy? Jealous are we? Afraid that he'll kidnap me or seduce me?
Ariel: *snorts* you wish! I uhh...just don't want you to attain all the luxurious privileges, when I"M the business partner, and thus have the right to be treated with only the BEST service on board... |:|
Elf: Oh you're absolutely right! :D I urge you to knock on Salamander's door and share the First class luxuries with him :D
Ariel: :D Really? You mean it?
Elf: Why yes of course! [strike]I always knew there was something shifty going on between you two, and your eagerness to be with Salamander has only confirmed my theory[/strike] :D [act]grins widely[/act]
Ariel: SWEET! I'm goign there right now! See you on teh Dreamtrails honey! *runs out the door*
Elf: *snickers* What a gullible fool! Aahh, a room all to myself. *naps*
Meanwhile
Ariel: *stops running eagerly* *realises he's been tricked* WHY THAT Sneaky Little CRETIN! ":( *runs back to the cabin* *sees Elf asleep on the bed* (0-) [act]gets an ingeniously devious idea, rubbing hands together gleefully[/act] Yes.. now I have you all alone and vulnerable. Muahahahaah! :D
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Ariel: [act]rushes (gracefully) back towards their shared room[/act] [act]goes to open the door[/act] [act]runs into it instead[/act]
door: [act]is locked and baricaded[/act] 8)
Ariel: [act]is dazed and disorientated[/act] X:-/ ??? :roll:
Door: Ouch! Can't you see I'm closed here? ":(
Ariel: :O o_O :roll:
On the other side of the door...
Elf: o_O Door, did you just SPEAK?
Door: ":( Of course I did! I have a GPP :-"
Elf and Ariel: A what?
Door: A Genuine People Personality, ::) duh! Don't you two know anything?
Elf: What's that?
Ariel: Isn't that from Hitchhiker's Guide the the Galaxy?
Door: |:| no.
Elf: Is that Ariel on the other side of you?
Door: ::) How am I supposed to know who it is? I have a GPP, not a face with eyes. ":(
Elf: You're a very angry door.
Door: Well, you would be too if you had to listen to the two of you arguing all the time.
Ariel and Elf: We don't argue!
Door: Oh really? *mimiks Elf with a high-pitched shriek* get away from me, you're evil! *mimiks Ariel with a slightly more high-pitched cackle* I'm not evil! You're a control freak. And you're vain. *goes back to mimicking elf* I'M vain? What about you? *goes back to normal voice* Well I got news for the two of you, you're both vain. And self absobed. And annoying.
Elf and Ariel: *glare at their side of the door* ":(
Elf: Well, I don't have to listen to you. You're only a door.
Door: Fine ":( You'll fight for misfit rights, and rebel rights, and even animal rights, but sure. Go ahead. Ignore me 'cause I'm only a stupid door :"(
Elf: 8-| Oh no, I didn't mean it! I didn't know. Don't worry. We'll get you some proper rights. Some anti... uh... what sort of rights do you want, anyway?
Door: :-/ I don't know. There must be a life out there that means more than just opening and closing for people.
Ariel: Yeah, there is. It's called, "let me in before I kick you down"
Elf: :O Don't you dare, Ariel!!
Ariel: Lud, now I'm not even allowed to threaten a DOOR? Darling, think about this. IT'S A DOOR!!!!
Elf: Don't listen to him. He's an evil meanie.
Door: It's alright. I'm used to threats.
Ariel: :-? ~:|
Ariel: Well door, to me you look as though you are made or wood. Wood burns right?
Door: Wow so intelligent.
Ariel: X:-/ I'm threatening you, you stupid . . . DOOR!
Door: Wow, intelligent comback you got there. C'mon you have had plenty of practise with the missus!
Elspeth: Hey, don't encourage him. I won't have you two arguing. ":(
Door: Oh but it is okay for the two of you to argue 24/7.
Elspeth: :| That's different.
Ariel: Yeah! So shuttup!
Elspeth: Ariel! Don't make me come out there!
Ariel: :D . . . [act]starts banging on Door[/act] STUPID STUPID DOOR
Door: I really don't appreciate that you know :|
Elf: ":( [act]wrenches door open[/act] That's it you're --
Ariel: :D
Door: Now why was I ever thinking I was stupid!
Elf: -- damnit ~:|
Ariel: Hi honey! :D
Elf: Ugh, I'm going up to get some air!
Ariel: What a brilliant idea!! |:| I shall join you shortly!
Elf: [act]storming by[/act] Please don't! ":(
Ariel: [act]turns to Door as Elf disappear's up the stairs[/act] Now Door, have you ever met Gasoline?
On deck~
Elf: :| Stupidhusbandstupidboatstrupid --
Swallow: Elaria! :D
Elf -- swallow . . . Swallow :D . . . Wait, what are you doing here? o_O You didn't win free ticket's too now did you!
Swallow: ":( What? There were free tickets?!?!
Elf: Yeah, all them over there got 'em [act]thumbs over at Rushton, Dameon, Garth, Destroyer Pig, Powyrs, Gilrbert and pretty much everyone else who is on the ship who are huddled in a group looking generally suspicious[/act] So what are you doing here if you didn't get free tickets then?
Swallow: |:| Oh, I'm just here on business. Secret gypsy stuff, ya know how it is. |:|
Elf: :| Great. Why do I keep getting the feeling that everyone is up to something.
Rushton & Co: [act]all start whisteling inconspiciously[/act]
Swallow: Everyone? You mean the lanky guy with the mullet? Yeah, he is pretty sus isn't he!
Everyone: [act]steeples fingers[/act] Muahahaha! [act]dashes off the deck[/act]
Elf: Definitelty suspicious. :|
Rushton & Co: [act]relax[/act]
Ariel: [act]suddenly appears next to Elf[/act] |:|
Elf: Speaking of suspicious!
Ariel: Suspicous? I'm not being suspicious 8-| Why would I ever need to act suspicous for? Oh, hey. S'up Swallow!
Swallow: Oh y'know. The usual!
Ariel: Yeah ":( Hope it doesn't include hitting on my wife again. I'd rather not have to try and tortue again . . . y'know.
Elf: :| [act]to Ariel[/act] Hey, why dop you smell of smoke and gasline.
Ariel: 8-| I have no idea what you are talking about |:|
Gilbert: [act]suddenly appears[/act] 8-| OML THE SHIP IS ON FIRE!! THE SHIP IS ON FIIIIRE!
Elf: ":(
Ariel: Well there you have it :D I guess that answers your question.
Elf: X:-/ You set the ship on fire!
Ariel: Well more precisely I set the Door on fire! Not my fault fire spreads.