13 years ago
Sun Sep 19 2010, 09:46pm
Okay, I've recently started re-watching this show, and I'd forgotten how amazingly witty/hilarious the dialogue is! :D And I know there are a few Veronica Mars fans out there, so I thought we should all celebrate the genius of this show by sharing some of our favourite quotes. ;D
I'll start us off:
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Meg: You believe me, right?
Veronica: You are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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Logan: [act]leaning against Veronica's car[/act] Do you have any idea what your little joke cost me?
Veronica: Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.
Logan: [act]smashes Veronica's headlights with a crowbar[/act] Wrong answer. Would you care to guess again?
Veronica: Clearly your sense of humor...
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Keith: Who's your Daddy? :D
Veronica: I hate it when you say that.
Keith: This is important, you remember this, I used to be cool.
Veronica: When?
Keith: '77. Trans-Am, Blue Oyster Cult in the 8-track, foxy, stacked blond riding shotgun, racing for pink slips. Wait a minute, I'm thinking of a Springsteen song. Scratch everything. I was never cool.
Veronica: I don't know which bothers me more, "foxy" or "stacked".
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Van Clemmons: Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
Logan: Anthropomorphic. All yours, big guy.
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Lilly: Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served...
Veronica: Really?
Lilly: Yeah that, and as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.
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Veronica: Look at you, all helpful.
Logan: Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Conner brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!
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Random Guy: I hear you do detective stuff for people.
Veronica: I do favors for friends.
Random Guy: I can pay.
Veronica: Sit down, friend.
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Mr. Tom Daniels (english teacher): You know the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr. Echolls. But do you know what it will get you in the real world?
Logan: [act]puts his hands together and looks upward[/act] Please say high school English teacher, please say high school English teacher.
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Trina: My boyfriend Dylan spotted me some cash a few months ago, and now he's bugging me about it. I can't get him off my back.
Logan: Did you try standing up?
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Aaron: Especially for you tonight I am making what will be known from now on as "Aaron's Extra-Special Crab Cakes." Ha ha!
Logan: I'm sure I'll thoroughly enjoy them - right up until my esophagus closes up and cuts off my air supply and I 'shuffle off this mortal coil'. Perhaps my last words will be - "Great crab, Papa."
[act]Aaron looks confused[/act]
Logan: I'm allergic to shellfish.
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Veronica: I'm a little punchy. I haven't been sleeping.
Logan: Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night, just thinkin' about myself.
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Logan: [to Veronica] I have your picture hung in my cell. Gets me through the long, lonely nights. I lend it to my buddy, Horshack, sometimes. Hope you don't mind.
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Parker: Logan, can we, like, borrow you?
Logan: Will I be returned in my current pristine condition?
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Logan: You don't like me much, do you?
Wallace: The last time we actually talked, you were bashing Veronica's headlights with a crowbar.
Logan: Ah, foreplay.
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Gia: For a friendship to work you have to be completely honest. Which is something that I have absolutely no problem with. But you... you run from the truth.
Logan: Only when it's chasing me.
Gia: Do you know what I think? I think you use sarcasm and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.
Logan: You know, I do. But it doesn't always work.
Gia: Tell me what you think about me. Seriously. Be completely honest.
Logan Echolls: [act]turns to her and opens his mouth, about to start insulting her[/act]
Veronica: [act]pulls him up quickly[/act] Dance with me.
Logan: Oh, god.
[act]they start slow-dancing[/act]
Logan: You know, when I dreamed of this moment, 'I've Had the Time of My Life' was always playing.
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Anyway, I've got more, but I'll give some other people a chance to jump in there first. ;P
13 years ago
Tue Sep 21 2010, 11:08pm
*dpm*
Too slow, people! ;P
I'm unable to restrain myself any longer. ;P There are a few more serious ones as well as funny ones in this lot. :nod:
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Logan: [act]about Veronica's car[/act] Nice car. That must have been a huge cereal box.
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Veronica: [act]surprising the Tritons with a camera[/act] Hi, everyone! Say "repressed homosexuality"!
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Councellor: You know it sounds like you blame Veronica.
Logan: No, Veronica was my friend too. If she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So yeah I blame Veronica... and I blame myself for being stupid and I blame Lilly for being a [censored] that week.
Councellor: You know there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, then you'd have been dead too.
Logan: And what is so great about living?
(Awwwww, Logan needs a massive hug. :-{ ^_^)
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[act]Veronica rings the Echolls' doorbell, and Logan answers[/act]
Veronica: I love the smell of testosterone in the morning.
Logan: This is why I suggested attack dogs, but no, my mother wanted an Alpaca.
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Logan: This isn't a favor. It's a job you know. We're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
Veronica: I'll stop braiding.
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Weevil: You know what I love, I love that I get a zero for talking. When you were the one talking to me. You get detention for dissing the teacher in front of everybody, I get detention for laughing. Let me ask you something man.
Logan: [act]looks upward[/act] Is this detention or hell?
Weevil: How do you people not make yourself sick? It's like you walk on water in this school, for what? It's nothing that you do, I mean all that matters is who your parents are. And the zip code your mother shot you out in.
Logan: If I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-as* fund will you shut the hell up?
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Veronica: It's all fun and games till one of you gets my foot up your as*.
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Troy: When sexy, sassy girls can't come to a shindig of mine, it's time for all parties involved to stand up and just admit that, hey, maybe I was a little bit wrong or sorry. I mean, let bygones by bygones. Screw pride. Let's dance, baby, let's dance!
Wallace: That was beautiful, man.
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[act]Logan is very, very drunk[/act]
Logan: [act]giggling[/act] No. No. No. No. Let's not have a party like it's 1999.
... [act]points to Leo[/act] Wait, who's this dude?
Veronica: As I have told you now three times, this is the friendly officer of the law who is going to overlook your underage public drunkenness.
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Keith: So how was your date?
Veronica: Oh, you know. Lousy conversation, but the sex was fantastic!
Keith: That's not funny.
Veronica: I don't know. I'm pretty sure it was.
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Wallace: Oh, you don't even want to mess with me on that today. I just about murked my mom's lazy no-rent-paying tenant this afternoon.
Veronica: That guy is sleazy. So I hope murked means something bad.
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Wallace: I was gonna hang out with some of the guys on the team at lunch.
Veronica: And ruin the sanctity of our lunch duo? You know that'll send me crying to the bathroom.
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Veronica: If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens.
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[act]Veronica accuses Logan of something... again[/act]
Logan: Well isn't it time that you found another bad guy? Look, I just don't... have time to be responsible for every little thing that goes wrong in your life!
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Wallace: Underneath that angry young woman show, there's a slightly less angry woman who's just dying to bake me something.
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Keith: Didn't he get busted for murder?
Veronica: Assault.
Keith: See? He's not even a very good murderer.
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Ms. Dent: Can I help you with something?
Veronica: Uh, yeah. The counceller stuck me in here. [act]Veronica smiles brightly[/act] She says I'm Disconnected and Passionless.
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Troy: Well a wise man once said that a 'No' is like a 'Yes' except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.
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Veronica: I want to find out who this kid is and what room he voted in.
Wallace: And I want a statue of myself in the main lobby - holding a musket, staring down danger.
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