Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Ariel: *starts to cry* its not fair! i try and try to please you, and what do you do? you say that i'm flirting with somebody else! :"(
Salamander: *tsk's at Elf* how dare you speak to Ariel like that?! OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!! ":(
Elf: o_O eep?
14 years ago
Tue May 12 2009, 12:55pm
Ariel: don't you touch her *scoops elspeth up in his arms*
Elspeth: No, let me go..... leave me alone!!!!
Salamander: Ariel, you know i would never hurt her... you are too good a person to loose, and all those nights we've spent together, how could i break your heart like that?
Elspeth: o_O what nights together.... my darling dearest better not say the wrong thing
Ariel: oh we were just helping out with the getting the lovely slave trade up and running again X:-/
Salamander: ":(*hits Ariel over the head* do you never learn. Why do you have to tell her what we are doing? cant you just shut your mouth?
Elspeth: o_O you have been helping the slave trade.... My ...ah... sweety,we talked about this already. Slavers are bad. Elspeth good and beautiful. Ariel crazy and defective.
Salamander: Slavers are not bad! who is Elspeth, i would like to meet her, that is if she is truely attractive.
Ariel: ":( She's standing in front of you, you stupid man!!!!!!
Salamander: oh... (L)
Salamander: *stares at Ariel* I thought your name was Ariel! (L)
Ariel: It is, you idiot!
Salamander: But you just said your name was Elspeth?
Elspeth: No! ::) He said... Actually... Hmm... :nod: Go on out with your boyfriend Elspeth dear.
Ariel: *confused* :O What now?
Salamander: Auh, come on.
Ariel: *shruggs* Okay, Whatever.
Elspeth: [sub]Yes! Finally![/sub]
Ariel: Hmm? *shakes his head* Cya Elf.
Ariel and Salamnder: *leave* *go to the pub Hungry Jaques WacDonalds* *order burger and ale and fries*
Salamander: You've been deceiving me all this time? You said you were Ariel, but you're really Elspeth? ":( How dare you deceive me? Good thing your wife Eileen was there to tell me the truth. :nod: Who knows, next you might tell me you're a mythological man-fish creature who lives under the sea, singing songs all day.
Ariel: o_O Uhh...no. I haven't deceived you ever. I'm a paragon of truth and virtue |:|
Salamander: Bah. Who wants those qualities? *flaps hands around* Life is so much more fun when you're on the shady side. :D
Ariel: Agreed. So, who are we going to kidnap today ? :D *rubs hands together*
Salamander: Well. I was thinking we should just takeover the land. That way we don't have to kidnap people all the time, and everyone will be our slave.
Ariel: :D Brilliant idea!
Salamander: Of course, you'd need to do all the legwork. I'll just provide the man power.
Ariel: No problem. With the amount of power and persuasion I have in my hands, that should be easy as baking cookies. Dark side cookies.
Salamander: Excellent. get cracking at once!
Ariel: Yessir! As soon as I go grocery shopping for the ingredients.
Ariel: *goes grocery shopping for ingredients* *is iin the middle of shopping aisle* Muahahaha. I can't wait to serve my Dark Side Cookies to my darling Elspeth. She won't know what hit her! Muahahaha. :D
Customers: o_O
Ariel: |:| Lets see. I need sugar... plenty of sugar. Chocca. Flour. My secret Evil Ingredient. Dark Side Potion. Stardust. Milk. Eggs.....*buys ingredients* *goes home*
Elf: You're home early. :|
Ariel: Yes my dear. I could not stay away from you for too long! You are the apple of my eye! I mean what if you suddenly decide to tell me the location of the weaponmachines! I'd need to be in your presence!
Elf: ::) Whatever.
Ariel: *quietly sniggers* You won't be saying that much longer. *has oven mits and matching apron on, bakes cookies*
Ariel: *removes another batch of cookies from oven* Muaahahaa! *lightning flashes in the background*
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14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Elspeth: you've been putting woolen coats on your wolves and making them run on perspex again, haven't you?
Ariel: what? never! |:|
Elf: ::) ooh! cookies!! :D ... wait.. theres somthing wrong with them, isn't there... :|
Ariel: of course not! Javo sent them down from obernewtyn just this after noon |:|
Elf: well.. that's ok then ;D [act]munches cookies[/act]
Ariel: [act]leaves the kitchen to set up his plan for Land domination[/act] Mwahahaha!
lighning: [act]flashes again[/act]
some time later...
in every major town and village a poster has been set up...
poster: [act]reads: come one come all! the official votings for the most Awsome-est Guy in the whole of the Land is to be held in the next few seconds! make your choice well![/act]
all: [act]see only one name on the list and vote for him[/act]
Ariel: [act]wins the awsomeness award (AKA, the BotY award)[/act] [act]goes home to chek in on Elf[/act] how are you, my shnookums?
Elf: [act]hugs Ariel and starts snogging him[/act] yay! my love is home! :D :D :kiss:
Ariel: 8-| 8)
Ariel: what has come over you my lovely? you hav never greated me so... ah... excitedly. is it as i thought and you truely do love me?
Elf *Under the influence of cookies* well darling, i've realised that i have been so cruel to you, i've never actually showed you how much you mean to me.
Ariel: o_O ok then, darling i need to go and sort out some business to do . I'll be back as soon as i can
Elf: hurry back, i'll be waiting for you :kiss:
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
sometime later that night....
Ariel: [act]gets ready for bed[/act] [act]yawns[/act] [act]goes to get into his seperate bed[/act]
Elf: Ariel, darling... why don't you come and sleep in this bed tonight? ;)
Ariel: 8-| o_O :D ;D :-} [act]jumps into bed[/act] [act]pulls covers up[/act] ...... [act]falls asleep[/act]
Elf:....... :|
14 years ago
Sat Aug 08 2009, 02:30am
The Next Morning...
Ariel: *wakes up* *stretches* My my...what a beautiful day. :)
Elf: :|
Ariel: what's wrong shnookums?
Elf: I invite you to my bedroom, dress up for you, plan a romantic evening, and what do you do? You fall asleep! *pouts* Wow I guess your rumoured prowess is really overrated.
ArieL: *checks out Elf* *whistles* Whew! If I knew my wife was that good looking earlier...our separate bedroom policy would hae gone ages ago! How are you feeling my dear?
Elf: *still pouting* Normal I suppose.. but I have this unbidden urge to snog you!
Ariel: *snickers* I think you need something to cheer you up. How about I bring you some chocca and cookies? We'll have breakfast in bed..
Elf: Sounds nice...
Ariel: *loads tray up with DSC* Muahahhaha. *lightning flashes* *goes back to room* Here you go dearest, eat up.
Elf: *sigh* Wow. Good to know that you're not completely useless. At least I won't be missing Ceirwan much.
Ariel: ":( Ceirwan!?! Who is he? Is he another one of your boytoys!!
Elf; Noo. 8-| He used to bring food to me in my bedroom...and look after me..
Ariel: *grumbles* Note to self: Find and torture this Ceirwan bloke for setting his eyes on MY girl.
Ariel: *slides back into the bed and reaches for cookies* yumm-o
Elf: *goes to bite into one*...hmm did you really make these? they are too tasty for your..cooking..talent
Ariel: huh..wot happened to wanting to snog me within an inch of my life?
Elf: *looks down at self* WHAT AM I WEARING?..why are you..in MY BED???? *jumps out of the bed and covers self*
Elf: WHAT HAPPEND?
Ariel: *quickly hops out of bed and offers the tray of cookies to Elf* Calm down darling, we were just enjoying a nice breakfast. You... you... *looks around, trying not to panic* you must still be a little groggy. Have a cookie, it'll wake you up.
Elf: *looks nervously at tray of cookies* What's in them?
Ariel: I don't know: remember, they came down from Obernewtyn yesterday afternoon? *hopefully pushes tray closer to Elf*
Elf: I... *thinks* I remember something but... *eyes narrow* These aren't your infamous Dark Side Cookies, are they? The ones you fed to Matthew, Reuvan, and Fian to make them endorse you for Bachlor of the Year when you weren't even a bachelor because you are married to ME???
Ariel: uh.. |:| no?
Elf: *upsets cookie tray* GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!
Ariel: But dear ---
Elf: OUT! ":( *gives the most evil glare Ariel has ever seen outside of a mirror*
Ariel: *runs*
In Ariel's "office":
Ariel: *to computer* I just don't understand why she won't accept me for who I am. I accept her for her, why can't she do the same to me?
INES: Please explain.
Ariel: *sighs* Oh, forget it. You can't understand. You're just an old computermachine.
INES: *offended* Are you calling me old?
Ariel: o_O Well... you are old. You're probably older than any other intelligent thing in the Land.
INES: Well, if that's the way you want to be, I won't help you with your marital problems.
Ariel: Wait, no, I'm sorry, you're not old --- and even if you were, you don't look it! I mean, you're still very... shiny?
INES: Really? You're not just saying that? I don't really have eyes, you know, so sometimes I worry that I don't always look my best.
Ariel: Well, you're the lovliest computermachine I've ever seen. ::) Now what was it you wanted to tell me about Elspeth?
14 years ago
Thu Sep 10 2009, 05:42pm
INES: ....
Ariel: Well? Aren't you going to tell me something?
INES: I could make her like you if you are willing to give her a brain transplant. I could conduct the operation myself.
Ariel: 8-| No way! Elspeth's brain is very attractive to me. It contains information that I need.
INES: I could extract infrmation from her brain. It would require removing it so I can analyze the data stored inside.
Ariel: :-/ 8-| You can do that?? .. No wait I need her alive and whole.
INES: I suggest you present to her flowers and poetry professing your human feelings for her. Success rate is calculated to be 96.47697%
Ariel: :-? ... Bah. Your information is useless. I am going to find that Ceirwan and torture him now. Goodbye INES.
INES: Goodbye. Putting Self in Sleep Mode.
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
some time later...
Ariel: [act]has Ceirwan and it tortureing him[/act] this will teach you to look at my wife again! ":(
Ceirwan: ahhh! 8-| of luds sake! i don't like elf in that way! im in love with Freya!
Ariel: .... i don't believe you :|
elf: [act]knocks on the door[/act] Ariel! dinner's ready!
Ariel: dang :|
Ceirwan: ELSPETH HELP!!
Elf: *turns doorknob*
Ariel: *rushes to hold door closed*
Elf: Ariel, what are you doing in there? Let me in? Who was that I heard screaming?
Ariel: Uh... it was nobody dear, really. You can't come in right now, though... uh... I'm... naked. That's right.
Elf: *stops trying to open door immediately* Well, hurry up, before dinner goes cold.
Ceirwan: Isn't she your wife?
Ariel: Shut up or I'll really give you somthing to scream about. *louder* Comming, dear! *Gaggs Ceriwan and leaves him there*
*At Dinner*
Ariel: *pokes nervously at the food* I've been thinking, I should get a poison tester if you're going to be doing much cooking. Some of my old Nulls are still around, maybe I could...
Elf: No. We talked about this. All your Nulls are at Obernewtyn getting treated for what you did to them, and that is where they are going to stay. Now, eat your dinner. It's not poison. I'll even trade plates with you if that will make you feel better.
Ariel: Eww... you've already eaten off of it.
Elf: *Sigh*
14 years ago
Tue Sep 15 2009, 07:22pm
Elf: So, how was your day honey? [act]winces like she swallowed a sour lemon whole[/act]
[act]actually did swallow a sour lemon whole[/act] Hey!! You switched my potatoes with my lemons!
Ariel: Sugar, it is hardly my fault that you cannot even distinguish between two very different objects of food. Case in point: convert your hideous carrot stick and celery diet to a proper human meal. *devours on lamb chops hungrily, flashing white, sharp, glistening teeth*
Elspeth: Human? Human?? You don't even fit into that category! My diet is perfect! At least I eat food that doesn't require maiming another animal's life.
Ariel: Pffft. You think I would soil my pristine hands by killing an animal? Don't you realise that my wolves are the ones who bring me this meat? And besides, do YOU get the vegetables consent to be eaten when you pick them? Nuh uh. Didn't think so. You hurt the vegetables feelings too you know.
Elf: ... :| *grumbles under breath* Your wolves are no more wolvish than you are human.
Ariel: Hmm? What was that? Did you hear somethiing? Oh yeah. It's the sound of your precious vegetables screaming out "Help! Help! She's torturing me!! Aaah she's gonna eat me!!" *smirks*
Elf: *sputters* You utter.. despicable...goon! Don't ever accuse me of torturing anyone! I would never stoop to your level. *throws carrot aimed at Ariel's head*
Ariel: *catches carrot with super fast reflexes* *crunches on it leering* *whispers dramatically* Aaaah Elspeth.. Your violent reactions only confirm my suspicions all along. You DO enjoy torturing! We share a common interest :D Imagine that .. we could have torture holidays to Sador and TLOTRQ.. aah I can just imagine it now. You. Me. Entina. Thousands of slaves crying ot for mercy... You clad in lovely Sadorian robes..aah *sighs happily*
Elspeth: ":( *stomps off in a huff* You .. You... *shakes fist. Is too angry for words* ":(
Ariel: I think she likes the sound of that torture holiday idea. 8) Who wants to follow INES's advice of flowers and poetry? Pssh. What a ridiculous sappy idea. Totally beneath me.
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Elspeth: [act]grumbling[/act] stupid Ariel... getting his wolves to kill stuff for him... well, atleast i know how he got rabes now... and since when does he start talking in acronyms? LotRQ indeed ::)
Ariel: what was that, dear?
Elspeth: nothing :|
The next day, after eating a breakfast that each had to make for themselves for fear of being poisoned by the other...
Elspeth: *sigh* I miss Obernewtyn.
Ariel: YOU miss Obernewtyn? How do you think I feel? You and your lot kicked me out so you could start your little secret society. I could have been one of you!
Elf: o_O You were TORTURING people! You set your wolves on Selmar! You... you did all sorts of other things that I can't even bear to think about!
Ariel: So? A guy could change. Did you ever think it was YOUR fault I got into the slave trade? That I threw my alliance behind the Herders? :"( Obernewtyn was the only place I ever belonged, and you.. you threw me out!
Elf: Um... ??? I guess.. maybe... wait a minute, you were evil long before you and I even met. You can't blame me for your twisted sense of morality that led you to the slave trade!
Ariel: Gotcha! XP
Elf: :| ::) I have... things to do. I'll be back later. No torturing or kidnapping or killing while I'm gone.
Ariel: Okay.
Elf: and no baking.
Ariel: You never let me do anything.
Elf: I wonder why that is?
14 years ago
Tue Sep 15 2009, 03:58pm
I :heart: this thread!! XD
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Ariel: [act]sneaks off to his 'office'[/act] Hey Ceirwan old chap, old buddy, old pal!
Ceirwan: [act]still tied to chair and gagged[/act]
Ariel: You're a farseeker right? Well since I've been forbidden by the darling wife to torture today I was wondering if you could just farseek Salamander -- he shouldn't be over tainted water today -- so he can come around and torture you for me :D
Ceirwan: o_O
Ariel: Yes, I know I'm just ingenious aren't I! [act]ungags Ceirwan[/act]
Ceirwan: I really hope you are being saraca --
Ariel: [act]stuffs dark side cookie into Ceirwan's mouth[/act] Yes ingenious!!
Ceirwan: 8-| . . . [act]swallows[/act] Why yes indeed you are ingenious!
Ariel: Yes, now please farseek Salamander so we can get some torture going. :nod:
[act]Sometime later . . .[/act]
Salamander: I really don't appreicitae you letting these animals barge their way into my mind you know! ":( They can find out things you know!!
Ceirwan: 8-| I saw . . . You, I know who you are! You're --
Ariel: [act]gags Ceirwan again[/act] Oh don't worry about that we'll just get INNES to whipe his memories. Not like he'll need them anyway :| Teach him to fraternize with my wife.
Ceirwan: ::)
Salamander: So how are we doing this? Scalding, stabbing, scalping, selling?
Ariel: :) I was planning to do the LOT.
Salamander: o_O You want fries with that?
Ariel: That would be extremely satisfying. Yes. Go fetch me some french fries. And a capuccino, double espresso shot, no sugar, low fat milk, and decaffinated.
Salamander: ":( [act]stomps foot[/act] What do you think I am, your slave?
Ariel: 8-| Nooo. I was talking to my slave....Henry. |:| [act]points to empty corner[/act]
Ceirwan and Salamander: o_O
Salamander: *sigh* I'm tired of doing things the old fashioned way. Time to spruik it up :D *brings out the BIG GUNS* I have discovered this interesting game called Russian Roulette. I don't understand it completely yet, but I think this worm here would be a useful test subject.
Ariel: YAY! Elspeth didn't forbid me from experimenting. And How would I know or not know whether experimenting involves torture :D
Salamander: o_O I thought YOU were Elspeth.
Ariel: ~:| I am ...wait that is I am not.
Salamander: :-? (taps feet impatiently) Make up your mind, or I will pull this lever. *is pointing gun at Ariel*
Ariel: 8-|
Ariel: where the hell did you get that???? im sure its mine! did you take it from my room late time you stayed the night?
Elf: *walks in* ARIEL!!! since when has this strange man been in your room... at night too. is there something your not telling me? we are meant to be in a relationship remember!
Salamander: what you have not told your lovely wife about us? well Elspeth.... i dont know how you will take this but.....
Elf: *interrupts Salamander* Ceirwan!! OML!! *runs to Ceirwan's side and starts untieing him* Ariel, I thought I told you to leave him alone!!
Ariel: ACTUALLY, you told me not to torture, kidnap, kill, or bake. Since I had already captured Ceirwan when you gave that order, I haven't broken any of your rules.
Elf: ":(
Ichigo: ":(
All: who are you and where did you come from?
Ichigo: Oops. Wrong thread. *disappears*
...
Ceirwan: mhhmmh hmmh mmh!
Elf: Right, sorry *removes gag* Are you alright?
Ceirwan: Your husband is defective! Completely crazed!
Elf: Yes, but I knew that before I married.. er.. got tricked into marrying him.
Ceirwan: I know, but it really can't be over-emphasized.
Ariel: Hey!
Salamander: He has a point.
Ariel: ... :-?
Elf: *notices that Salamander still has a gun on Ariel, and that Salamander is there and was supposed to be about to tell her something* Are you going to kill him? *tries not to sound happy*
Ariel: Hey! What happened to your no killing policy!
Elf: I mean... I'm sorry Salamander, I can't let you kill him.
Salamander: But he keeps changing his mind on what his name is!
Elf: So? You won't even shoe him your face!
Salamander: but... uh... that's different |:|
Ariel: It is not. And I don't change my mind. I told you: I'm ARIEL. THAT *points at Elf* Is Elspeth!
Salamander: o_O I don't think so. That's Elf. :nod:
Ceirwan: *mutters* And THIS is supposed to be the ledgendary slavemaster? ::)
14 years ago
Wed Sep 16 2009, 09:50pm
Salamander: [act]points gun at Ceirwan[/act] Hey I would watch it! I'm the one with the nice shiny new torture weapon thingy here! ":(
Ceirwan: :|
Elspeth: Now that's enough of that! Just because I have to put up with my darling husband [act]spews a little in her mouth[/act] . . .[act]cough[/act] Ick . . . hording weapons and torture devices doesn't mean I'm going to allow just some anybody to waltz in with weapons!
Ariel: [act]mutters[/act] Well if you would jut tell me where the weaponmachines are I wouldn't have to horde all these devices here now would I? . . . NoOoOooo I wouldn't need them then would I? NoOoOooo
Elspeth: [act]ignoring Ariel[/act] Now I want you and that thing out of my home!
Salamander: And what's a little passivist like you going to do?
Elspeth: [act]smiles sweetly[/act] Oh I don't need to use violence to get my way. How else do you think I managed to be the one who wears the pants in this little arrangement [act]thumbs in direction of Ariel[/act]
Ariel: ":( Hey! What's that supposed to mean? I wear pants! [act]looks down[/act] Oh wait . . . well these are just my old herder's robes anyway! Doesn't mean nothing! They are just comfy is all. [act]crosses arms and looks offended[/act]
Elspeth: ::) Yeah well they don't do much for your appearence there dear!
Ariel: Oh so now you want me to look good for you!! Isn't the hair enough! JUST LOOK AT IT [act]does the Pantene Pro V slow mo hair flip[/act]
Salamander: [act]to Ceirwan while Elf and Ariel continue bickering[/act] Ugh, stuff these two. Wanna go grab a mead somewhere or something.
Ceirwan: [act]shrugs[/act] Anything is better than watching this.
Salamander: |:| [act]unties Ceirwan and the two slip out unbeknowst to the quarreling couple[/act]
(OML Sionainn, I'm sitting in the hallway at school trying not to laugh and failing and the person who's trying to study is giving me nasty looks, but I don't care. hehehe)
Anyway.
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Ariel: You never appreciate my good qualities ":(
Elf: Because you don't have any!!
Ariel: I... I do too :"( *runs hand through his hair*
Elf: ::) That doesn't count. Beneath your good looks, you're just a fowl, evil little cockro--- wait, that's someone else, isn't it? :-/
Ariel: So you admit I'm good looking?
Elf: :-? Yes but ---
Ariel: :D :D I KNEW it!
Elf: But ---
Ariel: Nope, you can't take it back now. *does a little happy dance*
Elf: X:-/
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14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Elf: [act]mutters under breath[/act][sub] i swear.. one day he's going to turn me off pacifism...[/sub]
Ariel: what was that dear?
Elf: nothing :| ... hey! where did Ceirwan go?
Ariel: and where did Slamander go? we were playing a game! :(
Elf: who cares about your stupid games, i need to find Ceirwan.. i can't make dinner until he comes to light my fire... :-/
Ariel: 8-| AH HUH! i knew it! you've been seeing other men! ":(
Elf: huh? o_O
Ariel: [act]puts on a slightly higher voice to imitate Elf[/act] i can't cook dinner until he comes to light my fire ! i knew it! you horrid woman! you've been-!
Elf: wait, what?! hey, its not my fault that you have a gutter mind as well as a twisted, defective one! ":( you know that i never use sexual inuendos! if i did the entire of obernewtyn would be blushing to the roots, innocent little things that they are ::)
Ariel: i don't believe you! if you've been 'lighting fires' with this Ceirwan, i don't want to know who else you've been 'lighting fires with'!! ...... well... maybe i do.. but still! ":(
Elf: :-/ :| ":( ":(
some where off in the distance...
ichigo: [act]is sitting on a bail of hay, filing his nails[/act] what? what are you looking at? ":(
Ariel: This has gotten entirely out of hand. Your philandering ways have got to end NOW! I am your husband. You find ME attractive. WE are in love.
Elspeth: WHAT!?! Are you on Sadorian Spiceweed or something? I am a faithful and loyal wife! I have in NO way, shape or form cheated on you. Plus, do I even LOOK like I have the capacity to be attractive to other guys? AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE IN LOVE? You are incapable of that emotion, and I sure as lud do NOT love you!! And I do not find you attractive you horrible, evil, sublime, handsome, sexy hunk of a man! *goes dreamy eyed*
Ariel: Say wah? o_O Elf? Baby? Honey buns?
Elspeth: Oh your voice makes me melt on the inside!
Ariel: Are you feeling okay? *checks her forehead temperature* I think you need to lie down. *picks Elf up bridal style* *places her in her bed* I'm getting a healer to check up on you. You didn't eat any of those cookies did you?
Elf: Oh yes! Cookies! They were delicious! MMMh. Please give me some more!
Ariel: Uhh..Okay. I'll be back soon. |:| *leaves room*
Elf: MuaHAHAHAHA! That look on his face was priceless! How I do love messing around with people's minds. Soon, I will mess around with his mind so much, that he will become insane and forget all about the weaponmachines!!
Atthis: *flaps into Elspeth's window* Are you sure that is wise, Innle? Your mindgames are treading the fine line between goodness and badness. In fact, they are so devious that they resemble the H'rayka's own actions.
Elf: ??? But I am doing this for the good of humanity! My actions are nothing like Ariels!
Atthis: Be a good wife, and you shall be a good human....*voice fades out*
Elf: WHAT?!? ":(
Wanderer Guilden
14 years ago
Wanderer Guilden
Mage
Atthis: [act]voice fades back in[/act] i said: Be a good wife, and you shall be a good human.... are you hard of hearing as well as blonde on the inside, Innle? ::)
Elf: are you calling me dumb?! ":(
Atthis: [act]to noone in particular[/act] see what i have to put up with? ::)
elf: ":( ":(
Atthis and elf: [act]have a glaring contest[/act] ":(
Ariel: [act]walks in[/act] WTH?! your 'lighting fires' with agylians now too?!?! 8-|