13 years ago
Sat Sep 25 2010, 02:23pm
This is becoming a bit too much like sus rid - can we at least try to keep some sort of standard of being canon and story den worthy without it being overly ridiculous?
opps, my brain is responsible for it! I swear i am normal, ok now i got all the weirdness out of my system . . . yeah it has been really sus rid, and kinda hard to write for. XD
Dreamweavers' Guilden
13 years ago
Dreamweavers' Guilden
Rebel
Lol Miss Gyspy, you will notice as you scroll down the forums home page, that one of them on the gypsy green is called 'Sus Rid' This is a forum where all the RPG's are held. You can pop over and have a look, but there are things like The Harry Potter Thread, City of Bones, Obervision, ober radio, The Obernewtyn thread and many more!
Back to the story... Meanwhile, somewhere on the dreamtrails...
Atthis: You do know that this whole 'marriage' thing is completely deterring Elspeth from her quest.
Plotting Agyllian #1: Yes, yes, it seems some interference is in order.
Plotting Agyllian #2: Oh, and we're quite good at that, aren't we? [act]chuckles[/act]
Atthis: Quiet, fools! I have a plan...
Back in the Land of the Red Queen...
Ariel: So as I was saying, we really need to install that new cookie factory somewhere local, but not too far from your central business district.
Swallow: As I recall - erm - your highness, we began negotiating this long hours ago. Have you made up your mind yet?
Dragon: I already told you, I don't want you anywhere near my dominion! Matthew! Get me a new crown! This one seems to be askew... [act]adjusts oversized crown[/act]
Elspeth: [act]sighs[/act] Honey, can we go now?
Ariel: Hush, Elspeth, I'm making dramatic business deals. :|
Elspeth: [act]grumbles[/act] :|
Ariel: 8-| I feel... funny...
Elspeth: So do I. It's called boredom. Can we just go back to Obernewtyn?
Ariel: [act]blinks[/act] We must return... to the blacklands... the Seeker... must destroy...
Elspeth: o_O
Maruman: 8-| Oh! Elspeth! I believe it's time to go on your quest!
Elspeth: But - but - I thought this was a romantic vacation. Maruman, you always ruin everything! ":(
13 years ago
Mon Oct 18 2010, 11:32am
Maruman: *hisses* *muttering* Stupid funaga always think animals are in their way...but once mine and the Agyllians plans come to happen, we will rule the world. MUAHAHAHA *hacks up furball*
Elf: o_O What was that Maruman?
Maruman: Nothing...seliga....moon.. oooOOOoooo..*suspiciously does things like robot dancing, makes ghost noises, glows green like an alien*
Elf: Oh great, now he has gone on one of his madness episodes.
Ariel: *blinks* *becomes normal* Whoa! Elspeth, that must have been one LUD almighty kiss! :D Told you I was skilled! *waggles eyebrows* :kiss:
Elf: Wha? I did not kiss you!! :-X Anyway, I think that Dragon will help overthrow all these slavers now that she is here. I want to watch the slave rebellion before I go on my quest to destroy the weaponmachines AND see the Entina Pit 8-| *ralises she has divulged too much info* X:-/
Ariel: *slyly* Why Elf Darling. Why don't I take you on a little tour to the Entina Pit |;)
Sally: *steeples fingers grinning* hehe, and while you are both there, I can steal Elmo while Ariel is distracted. |:|
Rushton: *pouts* I want to see the Pit too.
Ariel: Heel boy. *in commanding voice*
Rushton: 8-| *sits, obeying commands*
Pig: *snuggles with Rushy*
Ariel: :D Whoa, whaddaya know, I still have it in me :D
Elf: ":( How dare you! Rushton get up!!
Ariel: Boy, I want you to go to the Entina Pit and never come out, alive.
Rushton: *nods happily*
Elf: :-{
Ariel: Well, that's that then. It was a displeasure doing business with you, RED. *smirks charmingly*
Dragon: *sighs, weak kneed at the bad boyness of Ariel, fluttering eyelashes* Oh yes, I so approve your factory if it means that I get personal visits from you. :D
Ariel: Excellent. You will call this one Ariel and Swallow Factory Pty Ltd. ;) 8) And, if you don't allow my factory, I'll just set one up illegally anyway. When has the law ever stopped me? *poses, with light glinting off his hair just so*
Dragon: *melts dreamily*
Swallow: Hey! ... Oh fine. :|
Elspeth: *slaps Ariel* ":( You just flirted with her!
Ariel: Why I didn't know you cared my little Elspethelf *grins charmingly*
Elf: *fumes*
Ariel: *sweeps out of Palace with Elf in tow, and Rushton following like a puppy*
Sometime Later...
Tour Guide: ... and to your right we will be shortly approaching the grand Entina Pit! Home to many species of animal including slaves, beggars, peasants and other humans held against their will, plus the almighty Entina!
All: [act]ooh and ahh in awe[/act]
Tour Guide: Now, no one has actually seen this great beast - well, alive, anyhow - but legend tells of an awesome animal with a thirst for blood that is never satisfied!
Elf: Oh, Ariel, I'm so glad there was a tour bus leaving at just the right time! :-}
Ariel: Yes, it was worth the entire hundred galleons... :|
Elf: ... What's a galleon? o_O
Ariel: Oh, eh, wrong plot, honey.
Random Tourist Sitting Beside Them: |facepalm|
Bus lurches, then comes to a halt
Tour Guide: Now, if you want to see the Pit up close, now's your chance! Depart, underlings!
Elf: Oooooh! Up close! Can we go, Ariel? Oh, can we? :-}
Rushton: Can we, can we, can we??? :-}
Ariel: I thought I ordered you away, boy.
Rushton: Master want Rushie to go? o_O
Ariel: [act]shudders inwardly[/act] Why do we keep you?
Rushton: [act]pulls out contract[/act] "For entertainment, whimsical quality, future love interest of the protagonist, keeping control of the livestock and giving continuation to the plot." ;D
Ariel: [sub]... they got that right... [/sub]Wait, what?! Love interest of the protagonist?! I'm not going to be your love interest, ever! ":(
Maruman: Stupid funaga, thinks he's the protagonist... [act]shakes head in haughty derision[/act]
Galtha: So it's about you again?! Why can it never be about us?! :"(
Maruman: [sub]Here we go...[/sub] :|
Elf: Ariel, if you let Rushton become his noraml respectful self agian, i will tell you where the weapon machines are! |;)
Ariel: 8-| |:| :O really!!!???
Elf: [act]crosses fingers behind her back[/act] absolutely my dear :-} [act]shudders[/act]!
Ariel: wait, dear!? You called me dear!
Dragon: No Ariel, you are MY dear!
Mathew: [act]sulks[/act]
Dragon: [act]To Mathew[/act] get me another crown you lazy lump!!!! ":(
Rushie: ???[act] starts to cry[/act]
Sally: |facepalm|
13 years ago
Tue Dec 07 2010, 12:43pm
elf: |:| um of course i called you dear ... my cutsie-wootsie-little-pumpkin
Sally/Daemon: :-|
Rushie: :roll:
Ariel: o_O |:| :O ;D so you do love me... i knew all along
Elf: of course i love you ... |:|... how could i love anyone else ... your just so ... evil
Dragon: :"(
Mathew: there there you'll always be my dear [act]pats dragon on back comfortingly[/act]
Ariel: [act]to elspeth[/act] thank you swettie , well i'll change the idiot back but you have to promise to stay faithfull to me [act]sun dissapears and omnimous clouds appear with lighting[/act] [sub]and show me to the weapon machines so that i may complete my destiny of evil and darkness mwahahaha[/sub] [act]sun comes back out [/act]
Elf : what now?
Ariel: ah...uhhum ... nothing my sweetest [act]removes control from rushie and starts making out with elf[/act]...
Tour guide: :-? Uh... excuse me, but you're sort of bloking the path to the pit...
Ariel: *waves her off*
Elf: *breaks off the kiss* Come on honey, they'll be plenty of time for that later.
Ariel: Sure there will... [sub]it' not like I'm planning to blow up the world or anything...[/sub]
Dameon: Did you hear that? He's planning to destory the world!!
Everyone, including the tour guide and other random people: *think* where has he been? Everyone knows THAT!*
Rushton: I feel woosy...
Elf: :( I thought you said you were going to return him to normal?
Ariel: You think a person can undo months of torture and mind control in one minute? Geeze, give him a few minutes to recover woman! *eyes Rushton critically* Besides, he looks perfectly normal to me.
Elf: ... But he's staggering around and clutching his head!
Ariel: *blinks* You've never seen him like this? Ever? Seriously? *shruggs* He must be better about hiding his alcaholism than I thought...
Elf: My Rushie is not an alcaholic!
Dameon and Matthew: *share a look*
Dameon: (0-) Yes he is! :nod:
Matthew: ??? He is?
Rushton: *stumbles a ew steps, oblivious to the acusations*
Ariel: See, even the not-blind boy knows it.
Elf: *eyes Rushton* ... but... I dunno... that just doesn't sound true to me.
Rushton: *stumbles up to Elspeth, straightens his posture as much as he can and looks her in the eye* Do you have anything to drink?
Elf: 8-|
Ariel and Dameon: 8-| SEE! ;D
Elf: ":( You did this to him! [act]points to Ariel[/act]
Ariel: [act]looks sus [/act] . . . . um nooo! I am much to evilly genius to do such a thing.
All: [act]stifle giggles[/act]
Elf: [act]sarcasticly[/act] YOU! EVIL!?? nooo. ::)
Rushton: :O
All: ???
Rushton: need . . . a . . . drink!! :O
Matthew: That's his symptoms?
Elf: [act]Grabs Ariel by the neck[/act] I want you to CURE him! UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!?
Ariel: I know you love to touch me Elf but . . .
Elf: X:-/
13 years ago
Thu Jan 06 2011, 03:45pm
Ariel: *tries a different approach* Babe...your lapdog was already in this condition when I found him. You see, he was out getting himself stone drunk with Domick at that inn: the Good Egg. I believe he had already been to several other pubs and inns before I kidnapped him. If you want proof, I have evidence! *holds up a camera recording of Rushton dancing on table tops, swinging around his shirt, singing drunkenly*
Camera Rushton: [act]sings[/act] *topples onto a barmaid and falls asleep, drooling*
Elspeth: AUH! ":( *is offended* Rushton, explain this at once!!
Ariel: *smugly smiles, glad the wrath is not upon him for once*
Rushton: Elf baby, I can explain everything. Please, may I have a little drink first? My thirst is overwhelming. *starts panting* ~:|
Elspeth: FINE, here is some water.
Ariel: |:| *has switched watere with vodka*
Rushton: :D *glugs it down* *becomes woozy* Auugh Elf-shpeth. You really shouldn't hide behind your gypshy boy facade anymore, ya knnow? Ya'r really ravishhin as a gurrrl. *hiccups* *staggering drunkenly*
Elf: o_O You get drunk on WATER??!
13 years ago
Fri Jan 07 2011, 04:42am
Dames: ??? *"eyes" Ariel* That's low.
Ariel: *whispers* Shh, it's working isn't it?
Elf: What are you two whispering about? Somebody get me some coffee.
Matthew: What's Caugh-y?
Elf: ... |:| Nothing? I meant... uh... something to make him un-drunk.
Voice from pit: And while you're at it, I'm famished, are you folks going to jump in here and... |:| join |:| me for dinner or not?
Rushton: *staggers closer to the pit* That shounds like an invitation worth accepting...
Elf: 8-| *grabs the collar of Rushton's shirt just in the nick of time*
Ariel and Dameon: :(
Dames: ... I mean... ??? what's going on?
Ariel: ::) Give it up. You're not fooling anyone. Seriously, how dumb do you think people are?
Dames: Dumb enough to believe that you actually love Elspeth and aren't just trying to use her for some nefarious plot I haven't quite figured out yet?
Ariel: ...
Dames: ...
Both: *Enter a staring competition*
Ariel: :P I knew you could see!
Dames: ... smeg. I mean.. darn... I mean... :(
Elf: Would you two quit bickering and help me over here? *Is trying to pull Rushton away from the pit even as he continues to try to jump in*
Ariel: *sigh* Ten minutes ago, I could have got him to stop that with a mere word, but NO, you wanted him to be independant. You WANTED him to have a mind of his own!
Elf: ":( Shut up and help me!
Ariel: What's in it for me?
Elf: ::) You can't be serious! *lets go of Rushton to give Ariel her best you-can't-be-serious glare*
Rushton: :D *falls into the pit*
Elf: 8-| NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!
Ariel: Oh well. Farewell Rushton, faithful man-dog...
Elf: ":( We're going after him.
Ariel: 8-| what?
Elf: You need to help me rescue him! All of you do!
Dames: ... Right... of course we need to rescue him :nod:
Ariel: Why?
Elf: ":( Because if you don't come with me, I might die in the attempt, and where would that leave you?
Ariel: ... *enters a quick future-tell trance, examining the possibilities in the event of Elf's untimely death* :| Fine. But let's take the stairs. I'm not diving in there.
Voice from pit: Ooh a present! How delightful. After my snack ... er I mean... guests of 100 men at 3 pm this afternoon, only an hour ago, I started getting rather nippy for another [strike]snack[/strike] guest
Rushton: :D *drunkenly stumbles upon Voice from pit* ... You? ... I always knew you'd get up to no good. Why I knew it from the momen I laid mah eyes on yeh
Voice from pit: 8-| What the! YOU? How in the Seven circles of LUDDAMITED Hell did you get here?
Rushton: BAH! *topples over a twig* Whassit to you eh? Yer fat and lazy and you can't even get out of this pit!
Voice from pit: ":( WHY HOW DARE YOU! I'll have you know that i'm WELL respected down in this pit. They call this the ENTINA pit you know. Because I AM THE ENTINA. *roars*
Rushton: Eh I knew I shudda given up on drinkin when I saw pigs fly. But this really takes the cake. YOU, the Destroyer Pig, are the Beast that everyone here fears? HUR HUR HUR HURRRR
Entina/ Voice From Pit: SHHHH. You'll destroy my reputation you INSOLENT BRAT. What do you see in that screechy witch Elspeth anyway? I am SO much better than her. I have done SO much to attract your attention, yet you still fall at her feet like a whimperin drunken idiot.
Rushton: *squints* EH? Wassat? Speak up. *vision becomes blurry* *sees ENTINA split into two, then three, four* BAH. Yer not worth my time you lousy piece of meat. If I weren't vegetarian, I'd have speared ye a long time ago, ya silly pig.
Entina: |:| Of course you think I'm a pig. Forsooth, I only project manifestations of your worst fears and let your own mind destroy yourself. HAHA. Aren't my Beforetime inventors genius?
Rushton: Wha?? *squint's harder* Aren't ya meant to be the pig that always tries to destroy my alone time with Elspeth? *fails to comprehend in his drunken state*
Entina: Wow. You really are a nutcase. *snorts* A PIG destroy your relationship. That is really screwed up man. Now, let's search through your brain to find your most desperate and deep fears. Oh yes, I shall release my random but terrifying roars. They really shake up the town you know *sniggers* GGGGGGGGGRRRRRR
Rushton: AAAhhhh! I don't understand...*staggers drunkenly* You don't look like an animal anymore...Wait a minute. Are you a computermachine? Like INES?
ENTINA: |:| Computermachine |:| ME??? |:| Why would you say such a ridiculous thing? I am ENTINAAA.
Rushton: La la la. ENTINA entina. I am Entina..
Entina: SHUT UP Imbecile. I AM Entina. ME mE ME!!
Rushton: Geesh. Ya don't need to get so worked up about it.. What kind of a stupid name is Entina anyway?
Entina: It's short for Sentinal you FOOL! I really should increase your torture level and dispose of your body STAT! Your stupidity might be contagious. YEESH!
Rushton: *is suddenly gagged and bound by machine hands* AAAH!
Entina: Now you don't think this is torture, DO YOU? Just wait and see :D :D
Rushton: Machines make faces? WOOO I must be drunk :D :roll:
Entina: *starts tickling Rushton's feet* s*c*p MMUAUAHAHAHAH. WHO'S THE SUCKER NOW!! MAN VERSUS MACHINE. ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN! I ALWAYS WIN in these fights. ALWAYS :D 8) Boo yeah!
Rushton: x_X Lud no! I can't stand anymore! *faints*
Entina: *pouts* :( Oh. That was no fun. That lasted only 2 seconds. Must be a new low for mankind. Hopefullly the next lot will be more entertaining.
Damo: *bursts in through the door* 8) *heavy metal guitar music suddenly bursts forth* *light shines behind his back*
Elf: Uh Damo? o_O You feeling okay?
Damo: |:| Of course. *becomes all meek again* It's all yours *bows lowly in a servient manner*
Elf: ...
Ariel: Now that's more like it. Darling, why can't more of your friends be this accomodating?
Elf: o_O
Dames: Shh, I think I hear something...
Ariel: ::) Don't try to tell me that your aledgedly sharpened sense of hearing has picked up on something we non-blind people couldn't possibly hea... oh wait, I hear it too!
Matthew: ... It sounds like... oinking?
Elf: 8-| No! Not here! I thought I'd left that thing back at Obernewtyn!
All: *notice the destroyer pig*
DP: Ahhh, so we meet again, Elspeth.
Ariel: Wait a minute! You can't talk to her like that!
Matthew: Like what?
Ariel: Like she's his mortal enemy! Everyone knows that's my role!
Matthew: I though you were her husb---
Dames: *elbows Matty before he can say it* Oh, sorry, didn't see you there.... |:|
DP: Are you lot done with your bickering and melodrama? I'm trying to have a moment here!
Ariel: Oh no! Not with my wife slash nemesis! *steps between the pig and Elf*
Elspeth: Why do you always have to ruin everything, pig?
DP: I have a name you know. It's.... Entina! *dramatic pause*
Elf: ... Is that supposed to mean something to me?
DP: :-? Um... yes?
Elf: Well, it doesn't.
Ariel: Do you have something to do with my beloved's secret quest?
Matthew and Dames: What secret quest? :O
Ariel: ... [sub]oops... Forgot they were here... [/sub] Uh... the quest to find her wedding ring. She lost it.
Dames: If she lost it, does that mean you two are still married?
Ariel: Of course it does!
Matthew: I don't think--
Ariel: Oh, look sweety! *takes Elf's hand in his* It was on your finger the whole time!
Dames: :(
Elf: ... what are you talking about? *has been having a staring contest with the Entina*
Ariel: Never mind. You should find out what the pig wants.
DP: I am not just a pig, I tell you! I am Entina! Give me an S, give me a-
Elf: Entina starts with E, not S, silly. You're not a very bright pig, are you?
DP: I AM TRYING TO GIVE YOU VITAL INFORMATION!
Elf: Well then you should learn how to spell properly, then I might take you more seriously :nod:
DP: X:-/
Rushton: *starts snoring*
Dames: Whew, you're lucky you got rid of him, Elsepth; can you imagine sleeping with that in your ear?
Ariel: :-| Is now really the right time?
Dames: ;) it's always the right time to try luring my lo-- friend away from people who don't deserve her. Say, Ariel, how loudly do you snore?
Ariel: I don't snore.
Elf: It's true. He weezes. It's hillarious XD
Dames: ... :( you've heard him weeze?
Ariel: :P
DP: ::) I'M STILL HERE YOU KNOW!
Elf: Would you stop interrupting?
Meanwhile, in the clouds...
Atthis: X:-/ X:-/ X:-/ If I believed in Lud, I would curse him for giving me such a witless girl to work with.
Random Agyllian: Where's the darned Cat when you need him?
In the garden of the Red Queen:
Maruman: *swats at small-ish, red-ish birds that may or may not be distant cousins to the Agyllians* hahahaha! Come to me, little birdies! Maruman is hungry.
Galtha: ... I feel like we should be doing something right now.
Maruman: We are doing something! *pounces* *misses* ":(
Galatha: I mean something important... like watching.
Maruman: It's daytime. I'm off duty right now.
Galatha:... I'm going to go find Innle. Are you coming?
Maruma: *ignores him and pounces again* hahahaha!
Gahltha: *sighs* Felines - they're worse than PMS-ing mares
Maruman: WHAT?!? ":(
Gahltha: |:| *quickly gallops off to find Elspeth*
Meanwhile
Dameon: Well, pig, wh--
Entina: ":( THEY CALL ME MISTER PIG!! RAAAARGH *charges at Dameon*
Dameon: Ahh! He's gunna eat me!! *runs off quickly*
Elspeth: o_O How did you know he was running towards you? and I thought you were called Entina, not Mr PIg! Would you make up your mind??
Dameon: Oh I didn't see him running at me or anything... I just felt it , with my extremely long and sensitive walking stick! |:| *waves hand around that is supposedly holding the walking stick*
Matty: But you don't have a walking stick o_O
Dameon: It's a retractable walking stick |:|
Ariel: Oh shove off it Faker - We all know you saw him charging at you.
Elspeth: Lud, I hate it when you lie to me Dameon. You sicken me with your fake ploys to get my attention. If you were a real man you'd rescue us all from this pit.
Ariel: Atta girl 8) You tell him :)
Elf: *snort* Like you're any better.
Ariel: *flicks hair back* You know I am, babe. :kiss:
Entina: ANYWAY, Elspeth here and I need some ... alone time... to sort out our differences. So if the rest of you could all just line up so that I can torture you and eat you up later, it would be much appreciated. :) Starting with the fake blind man :)
All: o_O
Entina: WELL CHOP CHOP! Don't dilly dally around all day. I have a job to do, people to eat...
Everyone Except Elf: *laugh* As if we're listening to you.
Entina: *sigh* looks like I'll have to do this the hard way. *makes a noise that sounds like nails running down a blackboard*
Everyone: *shudders in horror* XP
All but Elf and Ariel: *faint* x_X
Elf: How come you didn't fall ? :(
Ariel: Oh I've used that torture technique before. I have developed a resistance to it.
Elf: Blast :(
Ariel: How about you?
Elf: Oh a woman never reveals her seccrets *pouts seductively* *cotton ball falls out of her ear*
Ariel: |;) Oh I see *waggles eyebrows*
Entina: AHEM.
Ariel and Elf: *turn to stare at Entina*
Entina: It seems I will have to find some other torturous way to render you unconsious...
Ariel: Good luck with that: I thought you were on a "skehhhedu-al".
Entina: ":( Fine. Just... don't listen to what I'm saying to her.
Ariel: Of course not! Wouldn't dream of it. I'll just go stand over here then, shall I?
Entina: *waits for Ariel to turn his back* Alright then. First off...
Elf: *interrupts* You don't really believe he's not listening, do you?
Entina: *sigh* I don't really care one way or the other. I've been waiting hundreds of years to deliver this message to you, and quite frankly, I'm getting fed up with your constant inerruptions and over-reactions. First I try to do you a favour and keep you from getting too close to Rushton, so that when it came time for you to leave on your quest you wouldn't find it so difficult, but you go carniverous on me and threaten to turn me into a pork pie! Then I try to give you some vital clues to your quest, and you berrate me for wanting to torture these love-sick loosers and the evil blonde kid ---
Elf: Oh no, you can torture Ariel all you like! *pauses, waiting for Ariel's angry 'hey! but it never comes*
Entina: .... You weren't listening to a thing I just said, were you?
Elf: Of course I was. You think you're really a good soul who's only ever been on my side, even when your actions were a bit misguided, but I'm not buying. *crosses her arms over her chest* Now, will you just deliver the message you've waited so long to tell me?
Entina: Of course. The secret to your quest is ---
Galatha: *gallops down the stairs and rears* Stay back, foul beast!
Entina: ::) Oh, not this again. Innle, would you calm your pet?
Galatha: ":( I am NOT a pet! I am her loyal servant!
Entina: *looks pointedly at Elf* I prefer people meat to horse meat, but I'd gladly make an exception if...
Elf: Calm down, Galatha. The Entina was just about to give me an important clue to the quest.
Galatha: It knows where the freerunning barud is?
Ariel: *is starting to get impatient and bored with pretending not to listen*
Entina: ... yes, of course. The freerunning barud |:|
Ariel: ::) Would you just tell her where the weapon machines are so we can get on with it?
Entina: ":( You're not supposed to be listening to this, evil one.
Ariel: *preens* I am evil, aren't I? Which means you should do as I say before I start torturing you.
Entina: what you seek is through the tunnel --- you know of which I speek ;) --- it is guarded by the s,e,n,t,i,n,a,l. *looks pointedly at a nearby steel wall that has the word 'entina' painted on it, surrounded by a great deal of dust and rust*
Elf: I already knew all of that ":(
Ariel: Hell, I even knew all of that, and it's not even MY quest!
Entina: ... ~:|
Entina: (0-) *speaks directly to Elspeth's mind* Okay, since this imbecile does not know how to farseek, this is the best way to tell you. ENTINA is short for SENTINAL. Get it?
Elf: OH. 8-|
Entina: *farseeks* That's right. I am not really a pig. I am a computermachine, that guards the BOT System. It you want to defeat it, you've got to listen carefully *tells Elf the secret location and the way to get to the weaponmachines*
Elf: |:|
Entina: *farsends* Nod if you understand
Elf: *nods*
Ariel: HELLOOO? What's going on? The PIG has been awfully silent for the past 10 minutes. Something is definitely suss. o_O
Entina: Sooo, Now that i've told you how to make mince pies WITH meat, I think you should demonstrate...using this ingredient here: Evil blond man.
Ariel: WHAT 8-| You were telling her how to make me into a PIE? ":( I'll have you know that I am NOT edible. You see the evil just oozes out of me and contaminates everything around me. So you know, that's a really unsavoury aspect of me. ALSO I'm too good looking to be eaten. 8)
Entina: You aaaare rather good looking *strokes imaginary beard*....but good looks only make people tastier in my opinion :-"
Ariel: Noooo! Elspeth let's get out of here!
Elf: ;D Actually, I was inspired by he/she/it to improve my cooking skills using you :) What better way is there of getting rid of you? :-"
Ariel: 8-| *kicks Dameon* Not-blind dude, wake up.
Dames: *grunts*
Ariel: Where's the dog... I mean Master of Obernewtyn when you need him...
Elf: Ha! Like he could get me to do anything I don't want to do. Let me tell you a secret about who really runs Obernewtyn...
Ariel: o_O Wait a minute, this feels like a really weird reversed deja-vu... remember when you discovered the truth about Obernewtyn back in the day when it was a wonderful place of torture and fear?
Elf: And you made me work in the kitchens with that awful woman? She didn't have very good cooking skills --- but let me see if I can best her with this new recipie I've just heard about :)
Ariel: Damn. I was hoping that would distract you.
Elf: I know, but I'm smarter than the average... uh... girl.
Ariel: You're not just threatening me to make me run away, are you?
Elf: |:| No. That would be a stupid threat.
Entina: Has anyone ever told you two that you bicker like an old mar---
Both: *shoot death glares at him*
Entina: *cowers*
Both: *turn death glares on each other*
Ariel: Why does that never work on you?
Elf: Why doesn't it work on you?
Ariel: Because I'm gorgeous and immune to stares of all sorts?
Elf: That's not a valid reason.
Ariel: You sound like a computermachine when you say that.
Elf: ":( I do not!
Ariel: Do too!
Elf: Do not!
Entina: Now you just sound like five year olds.
Ariel: That's because my darling Elf thinks that by acting younger, she can beat the seven signs of aging.
Elf: Are you saying I look old?
Ariel: Well, you are older than me...
Elf: How dare you!
Entina: Can't you just cook him up so we can have dinner? I'm STARVED!
Ariel: *kicks Dames again* Eat this one. He's better for you anyway. No evil at all in him. |:|
Elf: Why did you do that?
Ariel: Do what?
Elf: The suspicious ninja eyes. Like you were lying about Dameon being un-evil...
Ariel: You know him better than anyone. WAS I lying?
Elf: ... I don't know ":( Oh why oh why couldn't I have any empathy!!??
Ariel: *preens* it can be SO useful, I know.
Elf: At least I can coerce :P
Ariel: :| shut up.
Galtha: [act]is shifting his weight impatiently[/act] You know, this quest thing would all be over in five minutes if you two would just grow up and stop arguing.
Maruman: [act]materialises like the chesire cat[/act] Stupid funaga.
Dames: [act]chooses this oportune moment to "wake up" [/act] Wha- where am I?
Ariel: Oh, great. Now he's an amnesiac. Do you want to tell us you're secretly from the future, too? :|
Dames: |:|
Elf: What's up with the shifty eyes! Does everyone have to lie to me?
Ariel: Never me, my sweet. This only proves that the non-blind man cannot be trusted. Whereas, I... ;)
Entina: ... so I can't eat the whelp - I mean, non-blind human meat/person?
Elf: [act]sighs[/act] I think I'm getting a headache... :-/
[act]there is a dramatic drumroll, and Swallow rushes in on a valiant steed[/act]
Swallow: Never fear, Elaria! I shall save thee from the villian who calls himself Migraine! [act]offers Elf secret gypsy herbs[/act]
Ariel: ... Is that the "secret batch"? ;)
Swallow: The what - oh... the "secret batch". I follow. ;)
Dames: OH... the "secret batch" of herbs laced with truth serum so Elspeth will spill her guts about her true quest, and the real reason she married you. :-"
Elf: What? ":(
Swallow: Truth serum? I thought you laced it with chocca! ":(
Ariel: X:-/ ... wait - the real reason she married me? Elf - is there something you're not telling me? 8-|
Elf: [act]scratches neck[/act] ... uh, well, you see, Ariel. Uh. Well, there's something I've been meaning to tell you - er - you see...
Maruman: |facepalm| I've said it several times, and I shall say it again: Stupid. Funaga.
Galtha: [act]neighs in agreement[/act]
13 years ago
Thu Jan 13 2011, 06:54pm
Elspeth: The secret is ..... [act]drumrolls[/act] ... I heard you won the tattslotto okay, and I wanted to cash in on your money.
Ariel: LUDDANGIT! I knew it! You were after me just for my money! [act]harrumph[/act] Well -- I'll show you that I've got more than money. I've got brain, brawn AND looks. Not to mention friends in high places.
Elf: Oh yeah? Well if you've got friends in high places, then why are you still down here in the PIT? And why haven't you been splashing your cash on me? ":(
Ariel: What do you mean honey? I've spent more than your weight in gold on clothes for you - becuase otherwise, you'd just dress in rags and peasant BOY clothes all day; not to mention the make up that i stock up for you. And the cookies. Don't forget the cookies.
Elf: Well MAYBE I didn't want you to spend all your money on ME, but for charitable causes. LIke helping poor orphaned children, and investing in medicines to help sick people, and helping animals.
Ariel: ::) TUH What do you think i've been doing -- I make those "Poor orphaned children" Nulls, OR I send them off to your hopelessly disguised "safe houses" in Sutrium and whatnot, and of course I'm investing in medicines - what do you think these DARK SIDE COOKIES really do? As for helping animals -- pffft -- don't you realise that I help them go to the freerunning barud faster by EATING them?
Elf: ":( I don't believe you. You have no bone of goodness in your body. Therefore there is NO WAY that you could do any of that. *brightens up* That's why, whilst you were out canoodling with your boyfriend Sally, I decided to withdraw huge amounts of money from the bank and distribute it freely :-"
Ariel: WHAT??!! ":( That's my HARD EARNED money right there! Going down the drain on useless peasants! You need a LESSON not to steal from your husband. I'm going to give it to you STAT!
Dameon: Will this lesson involve the secret batch? I want some, so that I can tell Elspeth about US. :)
Elf: o_O What do you mean US ? There is no us. There is only you; and me.
Dames: :(
Swallow: *smiles sensually* But there is always an us, isn't there Elaria? |;)
Elf: *stammers* O-oh--you mean you and me? :-" Yes! Of course!
Ariel: ":( You imbecile, Now that you've made the delivery - GET OUT! I've already claimed that Elf is MINE. *grabs her possessively*
Elf: XP_b EW! Take your hands off me you barbarian.
Ariel: I am not a barbarian. :kiss:Although I can pretend to be one if that's what turns you -
Elspeth: ":( BE QUIET.
Rushton: *moans*
Elf: I SAID BE QUIET!!
Rushton: *starts to sit up* ???
Elf: Oh! Rushton! You're alright!
Entina: If alright is the word you want to use. That man has the stamina for torture of a... a...
Ariel: Lap dog?
Entina: Yes! That's a good one.
Ariel: :-"
Elf: ":( You tortured my Rushton?
Entina: Hey, a computer-machine pig has to eat, afterall!
Ariel: Computermachine?
Entina: 8-|
Elf: ... Uh... Why do you care if the pig is a computermachine, hubby?
Ariel: You only call me "hubby" when you're trying to distract me.
Elf: I do not!
Ariel: Do too!
Elf: Do not!
Entina: ::) Here we go again.
Both: *turn to pig* What do you mean by that?
Entina: You know, the two of you really have more in common than I thought you would.
Elf: Don't SAY things like that!
Rushton and Dames: THey do not!
Ariel: See, I told you Elspethlove: just accept it and we can live happily ever after... until the end of the world ;)
Elf: [sub]I think I'd welcome the end of the world at this point...[/sub]
Ariel: :D
Elf: ::) I'm sill not going to help you!
Rushton and Dames: ???
Dames: So... is that what your secret mission is all about? The end of the world?
Elf: ... You guys are still here?
13 years ago
Tue Feb 15 2011, 06:38pm
Rushton and Dames: [act]leans forward eagerly, quite like two wide-eyed puppies[/act] Tell us again, Elspeth!
Elf: I'm really not cut out for this love... [act]thinks[/act] Octagon? Yeesh.
Ariel: It would only be a love couple if you'd just let me eliminate-
Elf: :|
Ariel: -convince your other friends how deep and true our marriage is. :nod:
Rushton: Elf no single? [act]tilts head quizzically[/act]
Elf: I feel like we've done this before. |facepalm|
Dames: Tell us [strike]mummy[/strike] Elspeth, about your secret quest!
Elf: [act]looks at Ariel, whose hair is swishing in the breeze, his eyes glinting in the light[/act] Well, this is awkward...
Rushton and Dames: [act]break into song[/act] Oh well, oh well, oh well - tell me more, tell me more!
Ariel: Did you find all the keys?
Rushton and Dames: Tell me more, tell me more -
Ariel: Where are the weapons, please?
Rushton and Dames: Tell me more, tell me more -
Ariel: You can trust me, your guy!
Rushton and Dames: Tell me more, tell me more -
Entina: Then turn him into pie. ;D
All: o_O
Entina: What? All this time I've been waiting to be fed! I have needs too, you know! :-{
Elf: Ariel! I am not going to have this conversation with you for the umpteenth time! Drop the quest thing! Can't you see I'm troubled enough as it is? I have every guy in the Land out for my heart, I'm prophesised to help every single living thing on this planet, I have to clean up after you when you blow something up - don't look at me like that - and on top of all this I'm having delusional dreams! 8-|
Rushton: [act]to Dames[/act] If Ariel pie, Elf single! :nod:
Dames: ... You really did hit your head too hard, didn't you? :-/
Elf: [act]glares at Dames[/act] As if you can talk!
Dames: ?:( Well i didn't hit my head!
Ariel: Look Elf my love, one is raving mad and the other is a sneaky pervert!
Elf: Don't call me your love! [act]gives Ariel an intense stare[/act]>:(
Ariel: O_O stop that it is creeping me out here!
Entina: Please! I NEEED to eat!
Elf: directs stare at Entina
>:(
Entina: O_O I'm sorrrry.
Elf: Stop the whining and show me how to get outta here!
Entina: Yes yes. But first you must offer me . . . a sacrifice!XD
Dames: |:|Well I'm disabled so . . .
Rushton: sacrifice, that word sounds nice!:D
Ariel: [act]Grins sweetly at Rushie[/act] Well you know if you wanted you could actually BECOME the word.;D
Elf: ::) >:(
Ariel: ;)
Entina: I'm waiting here!
Ariel: [act]points at Dameon[/act] [act]mouths[/act] He's blind, so it's not as though he'll be missing out on anything.
Elf: [act]mouths[/act] how dare you suggest that?!!
Dames: Uhh guys? Do do know that being blind has it's advantages, right? I have very good hearing. And Ariel, not to be rude, but when was the last time you brushed your teeth?
Ariel: How dare you -
Rushton: la la la la la
Entina: Come on, I'm bloody hungry!!