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this idea was started by Rigel and Flit in the Camelalotian Classifieds due to its increasing popularity, the owners of the Institute of Dramatic Dance thought it was best to start their own paper in order to sucker urge more people in to help their hapless elephants
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Some examples of the certificates already given!

So Adopt Your Elephant Today! We Need Your Help!
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Apr 6, 2006, 3:57pm[/url], Decisively Summery Kayt[/url] wrote:The Institute of Dramatic Dance
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Dear Sir/Madam,

Thankyou for your return letter advising me of the progress of our Sponsored Elephant. I am pleased to see that Agnus is doing so well. In addition, I would like to personally sponsor one of your ballerina penguins. You will find my credit card details enclosed.

Further, if you are still in dire need of donations, I must recommend you write to my friend, one Dr. Satan. You will find him a kind and generous man, very amenable to surrendering his vast personal wealth in order to further the arts. I strongly advise you to send him all the advisory pamphlets and requests for donations you can. His address also enclosed.

My sincerest congratulations on your excellent work,
The Personification of the Themesong From Titanic.

PS. I have a number of Dancing Hedgehogs interested in ballet lessons. Do you take hedgehogs, and if so, what would the tuition fee be?[/quote]

and so you can advertise our cause!!
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18 years ago
To The Institute of Dramatic Dance,

I would like to sponsor a North Icelandic Sheep in their endevours to become a can-can dancer. Enclosed is my bank details and a satchel of god.

Love,
Sane Cat Lady

p.s. can I have my lamas back?
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Dear Institute of Dramatic Dance

I am not often around these parts, but my recent visit alerted me to the plight of some of our less balletic animals. Congratulations on the work you are doing to bring grace and agility to the clumsiest of beasts!

I feel that there would be no better way to spend my fortune than in aid of a Can-Can Dancing Icelandic Sheep. Please find enclosed my credit card details and several second hand can-can costumes, which I hope will be beneficial to your cause.

Your Sincerely
The Visiting, Wandering Gypsy
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Dear Institute for taking money - I mean dancing elephants.

Please find my gullable credit card details enclosed and use them to take as much money as you like from my overflowing account to fund your probably not-even-plausible dancing elephants.

Your gullibly, or however you spell that,
Honest Jack
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Dear Institute of Dramatic Dance,

Please cease and desist sending me brochures and pleas for money. I have no interest in sponsoring anything other than a Morris Dancing Bat.

Until the time that you extend your sponsorship to such an animal, please do not continue to contact me. Otherwise I may be forced to condemn you along with all your friends, family and idle aquaintainces to the eternal pit of despair.

Yours sincerely,

Dr. Satan
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And so you can advertise our cause
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And so you can advertise our cause
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Dear Institute of Dramatic Dance

After further consideration I have come to the conclusion that I would like nothing beter than to sponsor a Tap-Dancing Elephant in addition to the Can-Can Dancing Icelandic Sheep. Please find the appropriate forms attached. I am glad to see my donation has done something to help those charming sheep, they certainly look as if they are enjoying themselves!

I would like to enquire as to whether these animals will be giving a performance of any description? It would be lovely to see Tom, Ed and Juliet perform with my own eyes!

Finally, I was wondering whether the Institute would consider opening a class for Jazz-Ballet Dancing Equines? My own Equine, Bubbles, has expressed a desire to learn the finer points of Jazz and I, having the dancing ability of the average teapot, have thus far being unable to help him in his endeavours. Please consider the idea, although Bubbles and I will understand completely if the Institute feels it to be unsuitable.

Your Sincerely
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Dear Institue of Dramatic Dance,

Your great work has recently been brought to my attention, and due to a lack of funds on my part, i disregarded any pursiuts into such a sponsorship. However, the flamenco pygmy hippopotami sound just like the sort of thing I am able to support- both financially, and emotionally (I love hippopotami).

Thus, I would like to sponsor two of your flamenco pygmy hippopotami....you will find my bank card details attached and hope that the funds within will more than suffice. If any problems arise, please feel free to contact me, as I enjoy conversations with telemarketing people that you are unable to understand, and I assume such a telephone conversation with your institute would be quite similar.

If my financial status remarkably changes in the future I will be more than willing to engage in more sponsorship deals for this worthy cause, so therefore please continue to send me information regarding your exciting offers. Note, that I am particularly intersted in waltzing toucans, and heel-and-toeing hyeenas.

Yours in Dancing,
Frillibee White
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Dear institue yet again,
I would like to point out that my manager is obviously lying as I am able to write YET ANOTHER letter to you, thus costing me a full $1.10 in postage so far. Obviously I am rolling in money if i am willing to sacrifice this for your phoney cause.

Please find enclosed my details and the exact insults you should use on my idiot of a bank manager should he complain. Make sure my money makes it to those useless goldfish, I don't want to have to pay even more on this postage!

Honest Jack
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Dear Institue of Dramatic Dance,

In regard to your last peiece of correspondance with Frillibee White (dated Apr 21, 2006, 8:11pm), I feel it is my duty to inform you that she is now dead.

However, i have since inherited her somewhat limited funds and achieved success in a local lottery competition in which I recieved money ample enough for such a sponsorship to take place. I feel it necessary to continue to pursue causes that my mother felt passionate about.

Therefore, i am willing to sponsor two of your Tap Dancing Elephants to give them the ability to dance (through my sponsorship)and seek solace in knowing that something is able to dance in the memory of my mother. Incidentally, her initial interest in this program was evoked by her own inability to dance. When she was 7 her legs were torn off by a savage goose at the local swimming hole, and eve since she had been unable to dance, only spin in her wheelchair as if she were dancing.

The monetary requirements and the appropriate forms have been attached.

Yours in dance,
Frenelheat White
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Dear Institue of Dramatic Dance,

As you know, I am a higher member of society and simply need everything. Due to my recent death in the family, I feel a tapdancing elephant would brighten up by day. It would accompany me bowling, ice skating, and to ice cream parlours, where I assure you it will have the grandest of times with me.

So, I would most graciously adopt a tapdancing elephant, not only for my self - centered needy self, but for the good of the environment (elephent poo is a great mulch, you know).

I hope you shall give me one, as I shall raise it like my very own and as if it was actually wanted.

Yours truly,
Katishtka Kosoloupe

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