(Ari, you totally nailed Sawyer! I can so imagine him insisting Dean had to forfeit :p)
Bec: *tapping a foot irritably against the bar* Typical. Absolutely typical. I finally drag Sawyer away from Kate and the Lud forsaken Island and he decides to have a sodding drinking contest and ignore me utterly. *sips drink moodily*
Dean: *is looking more and more uncomfortable* Dude, come on, just a couple of minutes?
Sawyer: *smugly* Sorry, I'm just following the rules.
Ari: There are rules?
Bec: Apparently. *looks at Sam in askance*
Sam: Don't look at me! I don't know.
Bec: *ignoring Dean and Sawyer* So. Sam. I'm Bec. The blonde cretin is my date. And I blame your brother for inciting this drinking contest. How are you?
Sam: *giving her an odd look* Fine, thanks.
Bec: How's the slaying of all things evil going?
Sam: Quite well, thanks.
Bec: Excellent. Now, I don't suppose there's anything you can do to curtail this ridiculous drinking contest?
Sam: Sorry, I don't think there is.
Bec: *sighing* Damn.
Dean: *is now bouncing up and down violently*
Sam: *burying his head in his hands* This is ridiculous.
Bec: I really agree.
Swallow: Get over here Schis, I need to talk to you.
Schis: Ok. What about?
Swallow: Oh you know, this and that... Have you got anyone out of the Tardis yet?
Schis: Nah i haven't yet. Should probably decide who i want... [act]ponders[/act]
Swallow: Well who do ya wanna get out of the Tardis... it is up to you...
Schis: I know that... there is just so many possibilities... i think i know...
[act]Schis moves towards the Tardis[/act]
Schis: Ah, how do i make it bring the person i want?
Bec: You just ask the Doctor...
Schis: Oh ok... sounds easy enough... [act]Schis tells the Doctor whom he wants brought to the party[/act]
Doctor: One Flipper coming up...
Why do you wanna bring a dolphin...
Schis: Why not? He can go in the pool Rushton always seems to get pushed into...
Doctor: But pool water isn't the same as ocean water...
Schis: Water is water. I want Flipper!
[act]Flipper emerges from the Tardis and makes for the pool[/act]
Schis: Yay. It's Flipper. Would you like some cheesecake?
Flipper: [act]makes the dolphin equivalent of no by shaking head phins and producing a warbling dolphin sound[/act]
Swallow: I'll have some...
Schis: Oh sorry, i forgot to offer you any...
Swallow: That's ok... Hey Schis, have you noticed it has been a while since Rushton has been in the pool?
Schis: What are you suggesting?
Swallow: Well now he has a friend perhaps Rushton would be more inclined to stay in if pushed...
Schis: You want me to push Rushton into the pool?
*Talmina-as-Teiri enters in her swishy skirt, bells jingling, hastily wrapping a shawl around her shoulders, passes the bar and gets a rum and coke before making a beeline to the Doctor*
Talmina: Excuse me Doctor, if I could please steal you away from Min for a few momenets *whispers*
*The Doctor disappears in his Tardis, returning a few moments later with*
Talmina: Fred and George, how lovely to see you!! *looks at the indignant girls glaring at her* Well they ARE inseperable, and as if one would let the other go for a ride in the Tardis alone! And miss out...
Fred and George in unison: Wow she knows us already! *each puts an arm around Talmina's shoulder, while she finishes downing her rum*
Talmina: Everyone, I'm sure you know the Weasley twins, Fred and George... And I am Teiri, your date for the evening... Boys, the bar is this way, where I am sure you will find a familiar face, though he may not recognise you considering he wouldn't know you yet. How is business anyway? The shop going well?
GB: Dammnit! There's too many Ashlings at this party! My cheesecake is the best! Try mine! Try mine!
*Rushes around trying to cram as much cheesecake into as many people's mouth as possible*
GB: By the way has anyone seen Alad or Linna or any of the Beastspeakers? I've got something I really need to talk to them abo...
*Spots Rushton in the distance and lights up*
GB: Fantastic! Just the man I need to talk t...
*Stops as Sam Winchester suddenly stumbles in the way. Sam is clutching his head obviously in discomfit*
GB (concerned): Uhhh... are you alright?
*Dean swaggers over, slightly concerned but still grinning like an idiot as a result of the almost alcohol-poisoning experience*
Dean: Don't worry, lil' Phoebe Halliwell over here's just having a vision.
*Bec hurries over*
Bec: Is he going to be... *spots Sam's having a blood nose* Oh.
Sam (blearily): I think the musical performance better stop.
GB: Musical performance?
*Music swells up as the Empaths begin to perform, a very cocky George and Fred Weasely struts up on stage*
Fred: I'm Gred!
George: I'm Forge! And this is our song!
*They begin singing a weird jingle*
George/Fred (singing): We'll have a fruity oaty good time! Fruity! Oaty!
*Everyone who's seen Serenity the Movie freezes*
Simon Tam: Oh GORRAM!
*River Tam freezes as she stares at the singing twins in fascination before suddenly... BAM! She goes crazy, charging at the twins swinging her fists. The twins quickly disapparate out of the way as River whips around*
Dean: What the hell?
GB: Uh oh...
*Alanna charges forwards but River floors her with a punch. The crazy girl instantly leaps into a pack of people, taking them down with kicks and punches*
Dean: I'll stop this! It's only a little...
Bec: Uh Dean, I really don't think you should...
*Dean rushes in bellowing a war cry but BAM! River takes him out with a kick to the chest*
GB (dryly): Well this party's going well...
*As River continues to go crazy beating up on everyone, a very familiar yellow figure emerges from a barn*
HOMER SIMPSON *clutching onto a pig, singing*: Spider pig! Oh spider pig! Doing whatever a spiderpig does!
GB (furious): HEY PUT THAT INNOCENT PIG DOWN!
16 years ago
Mon Jan 28 2008, 03:11pm
Rushton: [act]looks up suddenly from the bar[/act] Pig? Where?!
Ky: Rushton, honey, it's just a cartoon.
Rushton: [act]ignores Unykorn and continues to look about wildly[/act]
Will: So that blue box ... You say it can go to any world ...? Even say, parallel universes?
Ky: Nuh-uh, William Parry, you're in this world now. With me. Not Lyra. Me.
Will: But isn't that Simon Tam over there? Wouldn't you rather go meet him?
Ky: Ah ... Simon. [act]sighs dreamily[/act] But unfortunately he's having some trouble with his sister at the moment. [act]watches Simon trying to coax River out of her crouching karate position[/act]
Will: What about Dean? Artemis? Oh come on, someone bring Solen to this party will you?
Ky: Too ... many ... fictional bachelors ... [act]sways[/act] I feel faint.
Bec: Simon! What was the immobilisation phrase? *watches a River pulverises another karaoke machine*
Simon: *mutters something*
River: *collapses*
Bec: Thank Lud. Sawyer? Are you ok?
Sawyer: *clamber out from under the bar* Hell, she's got a punch on her for someone who looks about ten.
Ari: *rushes to help Dean* Are you alright?
Dean: Fine, fine *gets up clutching ribs*
Sam: *is trying to staunch his blood nose* Some help?
Bec: Oh, sorry. Does anyone have anything we can stop the blood with?
Dean: *has vanished in the direction of the bathroom*
Bec: Damn. Sawyer, give me your shirt.
Sawyer: What?
Bec: Your shirt! Give me the sodding shirt! Before Sam bleeds to death from his nose!
Sayer: *grudgingly removes his shirt and hands it to Bec*
Bec: *holds it under Sam's nose*
Sam: *muffled* Thanks.
Dean: *slides back onto barstool* Sawyer. We have a competition to continue.
Bec: *presses harder on the shirt* And I thought they'd forgotten...
Sam: *muffled* Oxygen is becoming an issue...
Bec: Oh, sorry *relieves some of the pressure*
Sawyer: *shifting* I've reconsidered - I think a break would be a good idea.
Dean: *grinning evilly* Oh no, I'm fine now. We can continue.
Sawyer: No, no, it's alright.
Dean: *positively beaming* Well, you can go, but then you'd have to forfeit...
Bec: *sighing* At least Sawyer's pretty when shirtless. He may not be talking to me, but I can look.
Sam: *still holding the shirt to his bleeding nose* You're having a better evening than me.
Bec: True. Very true.
Nef: *spots the doctor talking to Rushton, and hurries over* Hmmm, I didn't know rushton read novels...
Doctor: *shakes his head vigorously* no No NO!! Absolutely not. There is no way HE is coming here!
*Rushton turns around and bumps into nef on his way to the bar*
Nef: Hang on, that wasn't Rushton! Who is he?
Doctor: I dunno, but he has REALLY bad taste - he wanted me to bring Eragon to the party - I mean really! So, I suppose you have some imaginary crush you want transported to this dimension too.
Nef: Well actually, I would really like *whispers in the doctor's ear*
Doctor: *starts back, horrified* Out of the question, are you insane?!?!
Nef: *whispers again*
Doctor: I don't care if you've always wanted one as a pet, the answer is NO.
Nef: But they're so cute!
Doctor: Daleks are NOT CUTE!! *storms off, muttering to himself*
Nef: *Wanders off dejectedly, looking for a drink*
16 years ago
Mon Jan 28 2008, 05:41pm
Fred-or-George: *waves wand*
Sam: *nose feels warm and tingly and stops bleeding* 8-| what the...?!
George-or-Fred: that one came in very useful *grins*
*at the bar*
Sirius: *leaning very casually at bar*
My dear girl, care for a dance? *smiling very charmingly*
Ser: *giggles, allows self to be led in to dance*
Firewhiskey: *suspiciously half empty*
16 years ago
Mon Jan 28 2008, 09:07pm
*GB surveying the damage from River's attack*
GB (whistles): Glad I'm not footing the bill for all this destruction. By the way who is paying for all this alcohol and destruction?
*Silence all round as everyone looks around innocently trying not to draw attention to themselves*
GB: Okay...
*Sudden commotion as Ky suddenly faints from the overload of fictional bachelors*
Will Parry: I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
Simon Tam: Don't worry, I'm a doctor! *shoves Will out of the way*
*Everyone crowds around Ky, very concerned*
George-or-Fred Weasley: Don't worry we'll take care of this! *points wand at Ky* RENNERVATE!
*Ky comes to*
Ky (groggy): I had the most wonderful dream... I was at this really great party with all these really hot bach... *Catches sight of all the bachelors including Shirtless!Sawyer, Dean, Sam, Will AND Simon* I feel faint again.
GB: I think she needs air and some time-out from all this hot-ness
*Helps Ky up and drags her away as she protests, desperately lunging for the bachelors whilst crying weakly*
George/Fred: Can we help?
GB: Hey, aren't one of you supposed to be dead?
*Silence.* *Luckily The Doctor quickly appears*
Doctor: Uhh... I'm sure it's just the alcohol talking! *quietly to GB alone*. I went back in time and pulled them out before the you-know-what-happened. It's best they don't find out. *smiles* You don't want to ruin the surprise do you?
GB: Oh. *smiles at Fred/George* Oh, nothing. I'm sure both of you will live long happy lives completely free of early tragic dramatic deaths or any mishaps involving Snape, the Sectrumsempra spell and a missing ear.
George/Fred (alarmed): WHAT?!?
GB (panicks): Gosa! I better...
*Hurriedly dashes off before revealling more of their future. Somewhere in the distance Rushton stares after GB*
Rushton: Is that the one?
Alad: Yes. That's the one.
Rushton: So what sort of...
* Rushton's interrupted as a sudden commotion breaks out at the food table. It's Homer Simpson as he begins to pig out*
Simon (shocked): I'm a doctor and I know there's no possible way a human stomach can hold that much food.
Bec: That's why he's a cartoon.
Simon: Oh. Right.
*Off in the distance, a mobile phone begins ringing*
GB (picks up phone): Hello? *Pauses. Listening*. Sorry Norman, I've got to call you back.
*Spiderpig appears by GB's foot*
GB: Why hello there little piggie. *kneels down*. By the way you wouldn't happen to known Rushton would you?
Spiderpig: OINK?!
Dean and Sawyer: *are starting to wear the effects of the alcohol*
Dean: Give up yet, Island boy?
Sawyer: Not on your life, small fry.
*both guys eyeball each other while drinking more fement*
Bec: *sighing* There were hot guys. There was alcohol. There was testosterone. Whackiness ensued. In the form of a drinking contest.
Sam: *patting her on the shoulder* Remember, I live with this.
Dean: *not looking away from Sawyer* Stop whining, Sammy.
Sam: *long suffering sigh*
Dom: *watching the drinking contest with interest* Who're we putting money on?
Bec: I refuse to bet on the outcome of the nefarious contest which has totally stolen the attention of my hot, shirtless date away from me.
Dom: I see. Sam?
Sam: Dean's more the betting man.
Dom: *shrugging* No sense of fun, neither of you have any sense of fun.
Bec: Speaking of fun, where's Rushton?
*In the distance, Rushton tenses and sends a frightened glance at the bar*
Dom: He was at the other end of the bar...I don't know where he is now.
Bec: Well- *is cut off as Sawyer, perched somewhat precariously on his barstool, slips sideways and upends a tankard of beer all over her top* Lud damnit!
Dameon: *recoils* Ow!
Bec: Argh! Beer! Bad!
Sam: I'd give you the shirt but... *glances down at bloodstained shirt*
Bec: Yes. Ew. *looks down at ruined shirt* Well, on the plus side, my new beer coloured splodges divert attention from the cheesecake stains...
Dom: It's a mess.
Bec: Well, pardon me for finding the glass half full!
Sawyer: *slightly slurred, brandishing his tankard* Half full? Sweetheart, the glass is empty.
Bec: Yes. My shirt stands testament to that.
Mystic Guilden
16 years ago
Mon Jan 28 2008, 08:59pm
Mystic Guilden
Mage
(Thanks GW, I never really watched Lost, so i took my cue from your posts :P )
Ari: Ok guys, enough is enough. No more contest.
Dean: But I am so close to winning...he cant even sit on his stool!
Sawyer: Hey! It aint over yet.
Sam: [act]muffled by shirt[/act] He wont listen.
Bec: [act]squeezing beer from top[/act] What ever made you think that? :|
Ari: Men!
MK: Well, not all men. As you can see there are plenty of men showing restraint here.
Dean: Like little Sammy over there.
Sam: Shut up Dean.
MK: That nose bleed looks pretty bad. You feeling ok?
Sam: [act]sarcastically[/act] Yeah, great actually.
Ari: What was the vision about?
Sawyer: Me beating his brothers behind in drinking.
Ari: [act]to Sawyer[/act] Or you spilling your booze on Bec.
Dean: Dude, you aint beating me. You havent even got your refill yet.
Ari: I'm half tempted to invite the Yellow Eyed demon along. He would have the contest ended no worries.
MK: Its a bit dangerous though.
Ari: But... [act]sees Sam looking wide eyed[/act]....yeah, your right. Better work on plan B.
MK: Whats plan B?
Bec: Pulling the stools out from under both of them.
Ari: Could work.....
16 years ago
Mon Jan 28 2008, 09:11pm
Sawyer and Dean: *are exchanging steadily more vehement insults*
Bec: Ok. Implementation of Plan B time.
Ari: Do you think it will work?
Bec: I don't actually care. Dumping Sawyer on his behind is going to be satisfying whether or not it stops this Lud cursed contest.
MK: *looking at Bec's shirt* He did make a bit of a mess.
Bec: Yes. He did. *narrows eyes at Sawyer* Anyway, positions?
Ari: *surreptitiously slips around to where Dean is sitting*
MK: Are we sure this is a good idea? We might antagonise them.
Sam: *chipping in* I doubt either of them could see straight enough to tell who did it.
Bec: *grinning at Sam* You just want us to dump Dean on his butt, don't you?
Sam: *innocent look*
Bec: *looking down at shirt* Ugh. I'm dripping everywhere.
Sawyer: *to Dean* Come on, surely you're not finished already? We ain't barely got started.
Dean: *to Sawyer* You're still a tankard behind, Island boy.
Ari: Plan B is looking more and more appealing...
MK: I'm getting that vibe.
Bec: Ok. *holds up three fingers* One. Two. Three! *accidentally shoves Sawyer's barstool hard with her feet*
Ari: *accidentally hooks a foot under a leg of Dean's stool and yanks*
Dean and Sawyer: *crash to the ground*
Sawyer: What the hell?
Dean: Who did that?
Sam: *Cough*Karma *Cough*
16 years ago
Mon Jan 28 2008, 09:35pm
Dean: Shut up Sammy!
Sawyer *yelling at Bec and Ari*: YOU COULD'VE HURT ME WOMAN!
*Ari and Bec gives him their best 'Who me?' look*
Sam:*snorts* You fell off a stool. It couldn't have hurt that much.
Dean: Unless you're a pansy or something.
Saywer: Oh, and this is coming from the guy who just had his [censored] kicked by a 90 pound little girl.
Dean: I didn't see you step in to help!
Sawyer: Do I look like an idiot to you? *Everyone opens their mouth to answer the obvious*. Don't answer that.
*GB sidles up to Bec*
GB: Hey, hi, I was just wondering if you can tell me everything you know about Rushton...
Sam (hurriedly): I don't think that's a good idea...
Bec (furious): He's a *Expletive* and a complete *Expletive* who should just *Expletive* off before I *Expletive* kick his *Expletive* *Expletive* *Expletive* *Expletive* *Expletive**Very Imaginative Expletive* [censored]! And let's not forget that he is a *Mother Related Expletive* and a *Foreign Language Expletive* with a stick wedges up his... oh and that's not mentioning that he's a *Expletive**Expletive**Animal Related Expletive*.
* 8-| Everyone's stunned into silence 8-| *
GB: Uhhh... thanks?
Dean: Damn, remind me never to get on her bad side. *smirks* Won't mind get on with her naughty side though...
Saywer: *snorts* I think she needs a real man not some Rebel wihtout a cause wannabe Ken doll
Dean: Why don't we settle this like men with me punching your sorry face in?
Bec: *still furious from the very thought of *Expletive* Rushton* Okay, one more display of testosterone poisoning and I'll be putting both of you in traction. Seriously!
*Bec sends death glares at Dean and Sawyer who blanch and begin apologising prothusely*
Mystic Guilden
16 years ago
Mon Jan 28 2008, 10:03pm
Mystic Guilden
Mage
Ari: You two are acting like children!
Dean: Children cant drink!
Bec: But they act the same way on red cordial!
Sam: Speaking of red [act]indicates shirt now soaked in blood[/act]
Ari: Come on Sam, lets get you cleaned up.
Sawyer: So, about that boxing match?
Dean: Oh yeah, you want to try me?
Sawyer: Bring it demon boy.
Dean: Actually, I'm more like Batman.
Sawyer: Batman?
Sam: Yeah, hes Batman ::)
MK: You're not Batman...and you arent fighting eachother...this is a PG rated party.
[act]Ari takes Sam by the shoulders and leads him across the room[/act]
Ari: We'll clean you up in here.
Sam: Ah, this is the ladies bathroom.
Ari: So? Its got running water and plenty of paper towel.
Sam: Cant we use the men's room?
Ari: Somehow i dont think the guys would appreciate me being in there, girls on the other hand love you, so they wont say anything if your in the ladies.
Sam: Wait! I think my blood nose has stopped!
Ari: Show me!
[act]Sam pulles the shirt away to reveal a blood covered face[/act]
Sam: See!
Ari: [act]Feeling slightly queasy[/act] Yeah, it might have stopped, but you need some serous TLC.
[act]Sam begrudgingly follows Ari into the toilets[/act]
(Gehdrabrilane - you summed up my opinion of Rushton very well. Thankyou :D Also, thankyou for making Dean hit on me. I appreciate it very much :p)
Bec: *glares at Sawyer and Dean* I am going to go to the bathroom and try and fix my top. If either of you even consider throwing a punch I will know and I will maim you. In a strictly PG way, of course. But don't think I won't.
Sawyer: Sweetheart, you couldn't touch me.
Dean: I don't get beat up by girls.
Bec: Oh yeah? Well, one punch and I'll sic River on you...
Dean and Sawyer: *try not to look nervous*
Bec: *heads for the Ladies Room where she encounters Sam and Ari, trying to stop Sam's nosebleed and wash some of the blood out of the shirt*
Sam: *through several reams of paper towel* Hi Bec.
Ari: Hey, Bec, would you mind lending a hand?
Bec: Sure, sure. It's not like a little bit of blood's going to ruin my shirt. It's already decimated.
Sam: I think it's stopped...
Bec: *patting him on the back* What's important is that YOU believe that.
Ari: *starts mopping the blood of his forehead*
Bec: *starts trying to was cheesecake, beer and blood out of her shirt* Why do I think this is fruitless?
Sam: I think the shirt is dead.
Ari: Yeah, it's definitely not looking its best.
Bec: Yeah, but where do I get another one? I used my date's on Sam's nose!
*Pipeleased form the Van in which Hannai had locked him so he could "think about his actions" looks about for some new fun*
Hannai: ok Pippin no more playing with the Tardis please?
Why dont you come over here and meet some people?
Pippin: *a little less tipsy than earlier* Alright then.
*they head over to a grassy spot by the pool where a group is talking*
Hannai: Pippin this is Lady Alana- youve already met I belive, Jack Sparrow...
Jack: *cutting hannai off* thats CAPTAIN jack Sparrow
Hannai: *rolls her eyes* Sorry CAPTAIN Sparrow... And of course the one in the water is Flipper.
Pippin:Greetings to you all *Nods to Jack and Flipper then takes Lady Alannas hand and gives it a lingering kiss. Alanna, now a little tipsy giggles loudly*
Flipper: click click whistle (which of course is dolphin for hello)
Captain Jack: *Sees Pippins feet, rubs his eyes and looks at Pippins feet again* I think i need more rum... Why is the rum always gone?
Alanna: Ohhh Rum? I love a good belt of rum! Barkeep!
*Barkeep brings over a tray with glasses and a bottle of rum*
*Alanna Pippin and Jack each help themselves to rum*
Hannai: None for me thanks- im driving later... *to Pippin, who is about to pour a measure into the pool for Flipper* and i dont think rum agrees with dolphins. They do like to sing though.
*Pippins face lights up at the thought of singing and he launches into a chorus of an old drinking song at the top of his lungs*
*Flipper spalshes excitedly having heard his name*
Jack: Oi! I know this one! *joins in, his words a little slurry even by his normal standards*
*Alanna jumps up and begins to dance and sing along*
*Hannai sees Rushton creeping past, trying to avoid Bec, and swings him into the dancing singing group*
Mystic Guilden
16 years ago
Mystic Guilden
Mage
Ari: Hit Dean up for a shirt....its about time he...ah, gave somethig back to the community.
Sam: ::) Fangirls....
Ari: Sorry?
Sam: Uh...nothing, just realised how much blood there is.
Bec: And beer...and cheesecake....
Ari: Sam, you have blood across your cheek.
[act]Sam rubs at cheek smudging the blood[/act]
Oh, here, let me clean it.
Bec: Just keep an eye on your white skirt, it could end up as multi coloured as my shirt.
Ari: Seriously, ask Dean for his shirt....I dont mind.
Sam: ........
Ari: I mean, he wont mind! |:|
Sam: Sure.
Ari: Ok, so Dean shirtless is an appealing thought...doesnt mean i'm going to start drooling over him.
Sam: You always drool over Dean!
Ari: Shut it or i'll leave you to clean your own mess up!
Bec: [act]rubbing stains more vigorously[/act] I think i might ask Dean for his shirt.
Sam: Oh, he will lend it to you....then he can flex his muscles with Sawyer.
Ari: Sounds good to me.
(And I was going to go to bed...but getting Dean shirtless was just WAY too tempting :p)
Bec: *looking down at shirt* Ok, it's a lost cause. I'm asking Dean for his.
Ari: *tries to supress a grin* Alright then.
Sam: *sighing* I think my nose has stopped bleeding.
Bec; Excellent. Let's go.
*the three of them traipse back over to the bar*
Dean and Sawyer: *are both eyeing the jug of fement on the table*
Bec: Dean! Look, I know this is going to sound weird but...can I have your shirt?
Dean: *smirking* What, pretty boy not good enough for you?
Sawyer: Hey!
Bec: *glaring* No, *Sawyer* is wonderfully attractive, but he's already lost his shirt. I need a shirt to wear, mine's covered in beer, cheesecake and your brother's blood. So could I have yours? Please?
Dean: Let it never be said I don't help those in need. *strips off shirt and hands it to Bec*
Ari: Guh *tries not to drool*
MK: *pretends she's not looking*
Bec: *stares blankly at Dean for several moments before taking the shirt* Um, thanks. Nice bod...I mean shirt. *ducks behind bar to change* Ah, that's better.
Sawyer: *laughs* Sweetheart, you look a sight...
Bec: *narrowing her eyes* And whose fault is that? Who tipped beer on me? Besides *looks down at self* I think it looks better on me than it did on Dean...*crosses fingers behind back*
Dean: In your dreams.
Dreamweaver Ward
16 years ago
Mon Jan 28 2008, 11:39pm
Dreamweaver Ward
Dreamscape Artist
Zieria: *reappears, having gone for a wander* Hey Captain Jack. Hey everyone... I don't think I've met you all?
Captain Jack: *introduces her to everyone, although he tells her that Flipper is called Floppy*
Flipper: *squeaks in protest*
Captain Jack: *stands up abruptly* Nobody move! Dropped me brain.
Pippin: *looks at the ground, then back at Captain Jack* Have you been smoking pipeweed?
Captain Jack: Never! But we can soon remedy that situation. Has anyone got any of this pipeweed?
The Doctor: As a matter of fact, I do. Picked some up when I was collecting Pippin - never know when that sort of thing can come in handy...
Captain Jack: *sits with Pippin blowing various shapes out of the pipeweed smoke, then stares off into the distance* Bring me that horizon!
Zieria: *comments generally* Well, they seem to be getting along well.
Alanna: *helps herself to some pipeweed, and is soon blowing extraordinary shapes* Interesting. VERY interesting.
Captain Jack: That sounds familiar...
Mystic Guilden
16 years ago
Tue Jan 29 2008, 09:44am
Mystic Guilden
Mage
Ari: [act]trying not to stare at a shirtless Dean[/act] I think a drink is in order. Barkeep!
MK: Is it getting warm in here....
Penguin-as-bartender: Quark?
Ari: Tonic water please, with ice and a slice of lemon :D
Penguin: Quaaark.
Dean: Hitting the hard stuff?
Ari: Just because I dont feel the need to indulge in a drinking contest-
Sawyer: You're a girl, as if you could drink like us.
Ari: I think I could keep up quite well, considering most of your last attempt ended up all over Bec's shirt.
Sawyer: So are you in then?
Sam: Thats not a good idea. As you can see, it kills brain cells.....take these two fine examples.
Dean: Hey! I'm as smart as anyone!
MK: [act]still pretending not to look[/act] But you have to admit, Sammy is the brains of the outfit.
Sam: Thank you. At least someone appreciates what I do!
Dean: Dude, quit your whining. I appreciate you, just not when your bugging me.
Sawyer: So Ari, you in or out?
Ari: Out...waaay out. [act]accepts drink from Penguin[/act]
Sawyer: See, girls cant handle it. [act]Sawyer looks smugly at Ari[/act]
Ari: Bec, can you do me a favor?
Bec: What?
Ari: Can you move to your right?
Bec: [act]Moving[/act] yeah, why?
Ari: Shirt protection.
[act]Ari picks up her glass of tonic water and throws it in Sawyers face[/act]
Sawyer: Hey! Watch it...your diluting my beer!
Dean: [act]laughing[/act] I guess you shouldnt pick on women then.
Sawyer: I didnt see you disagreeing.
Dean: Maybe not, but there isnt enough water left in that glass for me.
Ari: [act]Swinging around to face Dean[/act] Just because I like you doesnt mean I wont dump that beer all over you head.
Bec: My shirt is still clean!
Dean: [act]avoiding Ari's eyes[/act] You mean my shirt.
Ari: I'm going to get some fresh air. [act] turns on her heel and walks out muttering about juvenile men[/act]
Sam: See what you've done. I dont think I have seen her that angry before.
Dean: That was nothing, she's freakier when shes nice!
[act]Sam turns to go after Ari, leaving Sawyer and Dean still staring eachother down while Bec and MK admire Dean's clean shirt...and Dean himself[/act]
16 years ago
Tue Jan 29 2008, 09:57am
Dark One (DO) enters the party
DO: Ah, fashionably late! Well at least that robot bartender who looks like a penguin is working well. Must invest in more of them...
Spots the Doctor lounging in a corner
DO: Hi Doc! Hows things?
Doctor: Things? Things are going well, its just this party that seems to be in uproar!
DO: Never been to one of these before?
Doctor: Well, there was this one party. Wonderful little do in the Crab Nebula. Shame about the crabs though...
DO: Well, sounds lovely. May i ask why your box is named after a rebel woman?
Doctor: What?
DO: Theres this rebel woman named Tardis. Just wondered why you named your box after her. Were you involved?
Doctor: What? My 'box' as you call it was named by the Time Lords of Galiffrey! I have no idea how this rebel goes by that name. It must be a coincidence...
DO: Ok, if you say so. Look could you pick someone up for me? whispers in the Doctors ear
Doctor: Ok, if you're really sure... i'll be right back
DO wanders over to where Rushton and Elspeth are standing at the bar
DO: Hi Elspeth! Can i offer you a drink, or some cheesecake?
Elspeth: Hello. I've already been given some cheesecake by a few other Ashlings, but thanks anyway.
DO: Oh, this is so much better than theres! Try some.
Elspeth between mouthfulls: You're right, this IS much better.
DO: waves at certain Ashlings in the corner
Rusthon: Do i get any cheesecake?
DO with some hostility in his voice: Hello Rushton. I think i saw the Weasley twins trying to roast your pig in the other room.
Rusthon: Really? rushes off to investigate
DO (to Eslpeth): Now, where were we...
*the sound of the TARDIS interrupts, and the Doc steps out. Everyone turns to look at his companion*
GB: No way! You asked the Doctor to bring Darth Vader (DV) to the party?!
DO: Well, i was told to bring a guest. Anyway, he's just big softy really. Plus, if the party gets out of hand, he'd make a good bouncer.
GB: He looks nothing like a small yellow labrador.. Oh! Yes, he could do well.
DV: Could i have a drink please? With a straw? I always spill drinks down myself without a straw..
DO (turns back to Elspeth): Right, would you like to dance? spins her out onto the dancefloor
Bec: *glaring at Dean and Sawyer* Look what you've done! Men. I swear. All morons.
Sam: And they say Dean's the one who has a way with women...
Dean: Shut up, Sammy.
Sawyer: *shakes dripping wet hair out of eyes* Hell, some people don't understand that girls can't outdrink guys.
Bec: Sawyer, I still have a full glass. Don't think I won't hesitate to throw it at you.
Sawyer: You love me really.
Bec: *narrows eyes at him*
Dean: *laughing*Yeah, dude, I see how much she loves you...
Bec: *turning to Dean*And as for you...wait...you gave me your shirt. I should probably be nice.
Sam: Why? He's already give you the shirt.
Bec: True. Very true.
MK: *is very pointedly not looking at Dean* It is.
Bec: *sighing* You know what? I'm going to sit here, admire the view and pretend neither of them can talk. It's a lovely view.
Sawyer: *reaching for a tankard* Done yet, demon boy?
Dean: Not even close.
Bec: *facepalm* Damn. Maybe I could gag them...
Sawyer: *sloshes beer over the bar, narrowly missing Bec*
Bec: Hey! Watch the shirt!
MK: That was close.
Dean: Yeah, watch it Sawyer, it's my shirt.
Sawyer: I know.
*Dean and Sawyer continue to drink*
Bec: And so the ritual ignoring begins...
Mystic Ward
16 years ago
Tue Jan 29 2008, 11:01am
Mystic Ward
Twentyfamilies Gypsy
Deb: [act]Wanders back from some inexplicable absence.[/act] Whats up?
Bec: Men! They are just so juvenile. [act]Glares at Sawyer and Dean.[/act]
Deb: MMMMMmmmmmm but yummy without their shirts. [act]Very small fangirl moment.[/act] ;D
Dean: Whoa! You're old enough to be my mother. :O
Deb: Yep but that doesn't mean my hormones have stopped working.
Indie: [act]Also returning from....... somewhere? [/act] o_O Hold on. You dragged me here to be you're date and now your looking at other men.
Deb: Well, boys really, but there's no harm in looking. :P
Indie: [act]Accepts drink from robot penguin barkeep.[/act] Hmmmffff. whose the dude in the halloween mask?
DV: I am not a dude, I should cut your head off for that impertenance. [act]Probably glares at Indie.[/act]
Allanna: [act]Jumps up from beside the pool.[/act] Whose chopping heads off. [act]draws sword and waves it around.[/act]
Lioness: Will you put that thing away. :-/
Pippin: [act]Dances over to the bar. Pulls out small dagger that doubles as a sword for small people.[/act] I'll defend you.
Allanna: No I will!
Pippin: No I will!
Allanna: No I will! [act]Both fall over their swords.[/act]
Indie: I don't need defending, [act]Pulls out his whip and starts cracking it sending the horses crazy.[/act]
Random Horse: [act]Snorts and rears.[/act] Stupid funaga. [act]Goes back to grazing.[/act]
Dean & Sawyer: [act]Fall off bar stools.[/act]
Mk: [act]Looks at Dean and Sawyer on floor without shirts.[/act] Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhh
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DV: If this wasn't a PG rated party I would show you what I think of that insignificant ancient weapon you carry.
Indie: [act]Drinks his ferment.[/act] It may be old but it serves me well when I need to get out of trouble. And it's good for roping in the girls. ;)
Bec: [act]Staring in disgust at Sawyer who is rolling around the floor trying to punch Dean and missing.[/act] Boys, please stop that, you are worse than two year olds.
Deb: But yummy two year olds. ;D
Hannai: Hey guys its supposed to be a party! quit fighting and have some fun!
Alanna, Pippin swords away please- have a dance instead or something
*Pairs up Alanna and Darth and pushes them onto the dance floor then pushes Indie and Deb after them.
Looks about and grabs Merret from a barstool*
Hannai: Merret! Can you partner Pippin for a bit? I must... umm... just for a minute.
*Pushes Merret toward Pippin and heads off on her mysterious errand
She soon returns carrying one of the large buckets used to water the horses and throws the contents of the bucket over Sawyer and Dean*
Hannai: May not stop them fighting, but it cant hurt...
16 years ago
Tue Jan 29 2008, 03:44pm
*GB frantically hammering pieces of wood together*
GB: *to self* Okay so this piece goes here right? Oh Lud! I suck at putting things together.
*Several low minutes later...
GB (triumphant): Finished!
*Stands back to reveal... A CHEESCAKE STALL*
GB: Now everyone has to enjoy MY cheesecakes *glares at random Ashling trying to feed people with their cheesecake
RIVER TAM: They don't like it you know. The attention. All they want to do is build like straw houses but people keep pulling them away from their tasks and making them squeal.
GB: Oh, so you're up. How come you're not going crazy and destroying things.
River (dryly): I'm not having a Fruity Oaty Good time.
GB: Right, trigger song.
*Off in the distance there's an EXPLOSION*
GB (alarmed): What was that?!?
River *strangely coherent*: Dean and Sawyer shirtless... crazed Fangirls tried to kidnap them but Bec got annoyed and beat them up... but she accidentally knocked over Darth Vader's cup in the proccess.
GB: Oh... OH!
*Watches as people flee from the wrath of Darth Vader who's swinging his lightsabre now. Alanna jumps into the fight, blocking the sabre with her sword*
GB: Wait how did her metal sword stop the almighty cutting power of the lightsabre?
River: Magic.
Bec: COME BACK HERE!!!!!
*Ariadne and Bec are chasing after a pack of Fangirls as they run away in terror, a tied up Shirtless!Sawyer and Shirtless!Dean pulled helplessly behind them*
Ari: STOP!!! THEY'RE OURS!!!!!!!!
Bec: You better stop before I go all Buffy your sorry *Very Rude and Highly Inappropriate Expletive*!!!
River: Fangirls. Worse than Reavers.
GB: Well, let's hope people will now eat my cheesecake. *Waits at stall*. Cheesecake anyone?
*Half an hours passes but no one even goes nears the cheesecake stall as they are all busy watching DV and Alanna duel*
DV: Alanna I am your father.
Alanna (drunk and furious): My father was not Hayden Christensen!!!!
*They continued to fight as GB gets more and more annoyed*
GB: HEY CHEESECAKE OVER HERE!!!!
*Still no one*
Random voice: Don't you wish they could eat your cheesecake? Don't you wish they could all enjoy the cakiness of your cheese.
GB: Damn right I do.
Random voice: So, which wish do you wish for.
GB: I WISH EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO EAT MY CHEESECAKE UNTIL THEY GET SICK!!!!!!
Random voice [color]*evil sounding*: Wish granted!
GB: Wait... oh wait...
*Turns around and is greeted with ANYA a.k.a. ANYANKA from BUFFY*
GB: Oh come on!
-oh just for people who don't know Anya grants people's wishes but puts an evil spin on it so people end up hurt or dead-